Demon alcohol!

Could the PTC Police department take an inventory of all places that sell alcoholic beverages in PTC, just so that we know?

That would be in two or three groups: Bars, liquor stores, grocery stores, and other.
We won't count mail and the Internet for now. Or even what is hauled in here from other places.

I want to determine average gallons drunk per adult (over 12) if I can. We won't count Mormons, Baptists, and Holy Rollers, as they don't drink.

I don't know how the Catholics and the Fathers get theirs, but we should be able to count even that volume.

I think we can predict how many are going to become Ill and maybe die from Kidney failure, heart attacks, high blood pressure, and various and sundry other reasons caused by alcohol if we can put a number on the gallons drunk!

The average will have to be further calculated as a "bell curve" due to the copious amounts some drink and the little, like me, that some drink.

Life must really be tough for many here to have to fill all spare time with drunkenness or at least tight!

It is being drunk folks or there wouldn't be so many outlets!

Is it sarcasm or stupidity

Submitted by JAFO 72 on Tue, 07/08/2008 - 4:42pm.

Where exactly do we get the funding for your new found prohibition Mr. Ness? That's what I want my law enforcement doing...inventory. Were you born a bone head, or was it through blogging osmosis?

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I don't know, sage...

Submitted by sevendust007 on Mon, 07/07/2008 - 7:25pm.

I think if they include the Catholics' wine in the census, it would really screw up the curve for the rest of us alcoholics.

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