Runnin fer sherif

Since I nottice that som votrs air askin som questiones of the runers, i thought i shood anser sum to:

Whut di i do fer a living?
Amser: i eat them hotdogs git maks--that is all. eatin and sleepin and readin.

Has eny uf my relatifs ever dun nothin wronge?
Of course they has. I dun a few oncest upon. not wanted now.

Wil i work my wife?
No, silly. she cuts bresh fer thu countie.

How meny mor deputies are neded topertect us?
Sumbodie said we had nar a half hunerd now. I gess half are at the jale. seems enuff dont hit?

Whut wood you do bout them what dont report fer jurie dutie?
Go git em fer next one. fine em.

Wood you accounte fer any cash mony thet came yore way?
Of corse, but i wood lak to noe whut you mene by "accounte."

Would you even act lak there wuz a county government in Fayette?
Well i nevr haf onderstod whut the relation wuz twixt them and the sherif group. Seams some handle sartin muneys and others handel other muney.
I gess i would jest go on along lak it has been---not workin fer nobody nor wif nobody.

That now. I ansered questiones twicest!

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Submitted by brooksga1994 on Fri, 07/04/2008 - 10:02pm.

This is pretty lame . . . You have too much free time Sad

Submitted by MYTMITE on Fri, 07/04/2008 - 10:23pm.

Sage just doesn't know when to stop. It wasn't cute or funny the first time and it just gets worse. If he were smart he would post his inane messages, read them, pat himself on the back and erase them. Then we would all be happy. After reading all his claptrap it sort of makes you wonder about total freedom of the press, doesn't it?

Submitted by sageadvice on Sat, 07/05/2008 - 4:59am.

Ah, you don't like me it seems.
If you don't think these hick sherif elections air funny, then you just go ahead and take them seriously!

We need to put the sherif in a jale office and hire some county cops!
I like the word spouting off better than claptrap! That are two words aint it?

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Submitted by bad_ptc on Fri, 07/04/2008 - 10:37pm.

If you click on the 'MORE' link at the bottom of the blogs you can see who posted. That way you can skip the dregs of the forum.

Submitted by MYTMITE on Fri, 07/04/2008 - 11:50pm.

I am still pretty new at this and learning--grateful for any tips.

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