Our Saudis

Bush went a courtin the guy whose hand he held in TEXAS
Just last month he went thar for SURE.
The old dude in robes gave Bush a shot in the PLEXUS
And tole Bush he warn't very PURE.

He di say ifn more oil war to be NEEDED
That OPEC wood crank up a few more GALLONS
But the amount now promise isn't CONCEDED
As a big eagle we shud have shown TALONS.

Anyway they both knowed there is no REFININ
That kin be online anyways SOON
For anymore oil drilled by even RECLININ
That when drilled wood be a BOON.

Git used to $5-7 gas mah FRIENDS
Thar has been no intention for AMENDS.

All other stuff made from or with OIL
Will double in price & require TOIL.

Was decided fer Cheneys $35 MILLION
When he quit oilin headin fer a BILLION.

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Submitted by JAFO 72 on Tue, 07/01/2008 - 8:30am.

Thou hast shown ye art a liberal minion
When thou hast failed to research
All ye giveth is opinion

Perhaps President Bush thinks it's senior year.

By the way, Good Morning Sage

"The one constant in all of your failed relationships is you."


Submitted by sageadvice on Tue, 07/01/2008 - 11:53am.

If ye dont onderstood, Ill splain if ye wishe!
Resarch whut? Non nededed thar is thar?
Senior yar? Yah mean the old King dude? No, them thar Bushes hav led thet bunch round by thu hand for many many yars fer some reason.
Nearlir all uf the 911 bombers were raised in Saudi by the King, and even Osama was born and raised thar bilking people outn there oil monie.
Good afternoon NOTA

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Submitted by JAFO 72 on Tue, 07/01/2008 - 12:24pm.

Doncha fergit all dem dar Syrians, Jordanians, Palastinians, Iranians and tha like. If y'all recall that lil' skirmish in Fallujah, yu'd hear frum ar Marines (refuse to misspell that one) that dem inserjentswas from all over da place. How much earl you supposem dem Palastinians and Jordanians got? Just fud fer thought.

BTW I meant dat Bush junior ain't doin' much his last year.

What can I say? I voted for Logsdon too. Some things you just can't take back.

"The one constant in all of your failed relationships is you."


Submitted by sageadvice on Tue, 07/01/2008 - 1:57pm.

Well, sayin all aarabbs is alik is lak sayin all georgians air alik including south atlanta and albany!

Now fallujah is a favor ite spot---we have capture thet that place three times--it seems easy to capture--butt harde tuh hold long. We leve they come.
Did bush jr do much for seven yars? Good i mene?

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Submitted by JAFO 72 on Tue, 07/01/2008 - 2:51pm.

N.O.T.A. IN 08

Ah never dun sed dem a rabs is all uhlike. (By the way, hows my accent?)
Fallujah was a Political Cluster #@*%! The Marines reported that they were finding all of the said nationalities flowing in as insurgents. They were told to take the city because of the 30 or so insurgent leaders within the city. But, because they didn't use the proper "channel" through the ambassador, they were told to cease fire. That means they could not fire back. (i.e. cluster #@*%!)

Keep in mind this was in 2004, when gas prices at the pump were still $1.30/gal. Katrina didn't hit until 2005, when the upward turn of prices began. Sorry, I'm getting off track. Or am I?

What I was getting at, is that non-oil producing countries were getting into the act of terrorism and insurgency. Factually, it was foreign state sponsored. I don't see how oil has anything to do with the peaceful religion of jihad. They just hate us plain and simple. This battle has been going on since waaayyyy before the discovery of oil and SUVs.

As for what 'lil Bush has done...well, I'm still waiting for another attack on our turf. What's that? None since 9/11. We've lived under a blanket of comfort on our homefront for quite some time now, haven't we? Cutting taxes to increase the economy. That's worked for awhile now too. I'll give you No Child Left Behind. I'm still waiting for an outcome on that one, but I fear there won't be good. Just a very large bill.


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