Sage needes hep! (fer sherif)

Onley maybe half dozen hav publicly proclaimed to vot fer me by writ in vot.
Need much more then thet.
I is qual fer this here job. I can pickup the needs within one wk of reportin fer duty. Sides thar are severl around doin the wurk anyhow ain't thar? Maybe 70-80 deps and hep sumsay. Godnes i would never get round to invitin all them to mah house!
If thu jale door is locked they ain't going nowhare noway. I spect others feed them and repair plumbin whan called don't they. I don't want to fool with no food preparin or plumbin.
Ifn thar are wemen round fer decoratin only they wil haf to go. Same wif dudes.
I also think might heo sum if we busted up some bars and outsid sum bars lak we used to do wif stills!
People kin drink inthar own houses and stay there to sober.
Meeny thangs we wil do sone as ye writ me in.

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$age for Sheriff
Submitted by skyspy on Mon, 06/30/2008 - 4:49pm.

I did promise my vote to muddle first but....

Muddle are you still in the running for Sheriff??

If not I will vote for sage.

My question for both muddle and sage is: how will people driving red convertibles be treated?

Are you going to harass us shamlessly when we break speed limits?? Well are you?

We the NAPDRC's(National Association of People Driving Red Cars) are not going to take much more of this abuse.

The NAACP has got nothing on us, you think they whine and snivel, when they are caught breaking the law??
We aren't going to take it anymore either. We are coming together as a people to stop the shamless abuse that people driving red cars everyhwere suffer. We stand united against this blatant enforcing of the law.!!

Also will either of you be using Sheriff Joe Arpia from Arizona as a mentor?

Thank you both for your devotion to the citizens of Fayette County.

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sky
Submitted by sageadvice on Mon, 06/30/2008 - 6:48pm.

No, I already said we won't be doin the ticket thing---we won't even be on the road cept to take warrants.
That there Arizona sherif raises vegetables and beans what fer em to eat. I won't try that in this clay hyar. They also take keer uf streay animals. Not me.
Blatant enforcing is not what Ill do. (whutever thet is).
Im color blind.

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