Sage fer sherif

Thu more time flies by the more beter hit looks fer me
All thet stuff what hapened afore to some
Puts em in a place high ina tree to see
And makes it look fer me lak a plum!

I tel yah I kin do hit! Dont yah worey
I onest wuz a military polleczze man
And I larned to not let mah mind blurrie
And Ill keep all that needbe in the can!

Im not spendin a dime on sich as signs
And Ill take half salarie thet I dont need
There will be no violations and crimes
Not whilst im watchin all of thuh bad seed

I wont stay but jest one term
Not lak I want it to be perm.

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FOR GOODNESS SAKES LET'S VOTE IN SAGE -
Submitted by MYTMITE on Sat, 06/28/2008 - 5:48pm.

So we can run him out of town on a rail for bad prose and worse poetry. It is isn't a crime it should be that he continues to think this is either cute or clever. From his gibberish you would think he didn't have a brain--then he does post something that has a modicum of intelligence. You can forgive ignorance but stupidity is a waste.

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$age for Sheriff
Submitted by skyspy on Sat, 06/28/2008 - 4:08pm.

I would write you in but I promised muddle I would write him in first. He says he can recognize pot.

What are your qualifications?

I'll give you a hint: When you list degrees or diplomas that you have, and then go on further to tell us which University you attended; make sure they actually offer the program and degree you say you have. That right there is key.

You see if you list a University and they don't even offer the degree or program that you insist you have, it makes you look very foolish.

I'm just trying to help you avoid some of the pitfalls of politics. There will always be someone who will check out your story.

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sky: degrees
Submitted by sageadvice on Sat, 06/28/2008 - 5:25pm.

I know sumone who sez they have a 33rd degree frum somethin. Soundes purdy hige to me. There relatives bilt the piramides or sumthing, I thinke.

Now sum on hyar proble got degres in thu 50s or 60s whar mebe they taughte sumthin them thet they dont now!

People used to git purty smart from good colleges. Don't seem to have no comon since no mor thoe! Jest larn to mak a livin, I think. we kinda done thet in high school ifn i remembere. Also mor smart people went to colege then and the dumb ones did not. ifn you can play ball gude now it dont matter whut you know. ain't gonna git no degree no how. Georgia fired a femal profesor oncest fer bringin thet to newspaper atention.

As to muddle knowin whut pot looks like i dont want to wory much bout thet enyway---liquor and cigarettes more dangerous but are stil legal.
Neither wood muddle.

you know if i was wantin a new sherif, lik me, i wood be wantin to know how meny he had rested personal. whut the courthouse jedges said bout him, do he know what our jale is. sich as thet.
knowin advance algeber and writin wooden mak much diference in a big ford on thu rode.

most uf all though he shuden know noone in the county much soas he can rest anyone at eny time. owes nuthin.

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