Just for fun

Tue, 06/10/2008 - 9:40pm
By: bad_ptc

A biker is riding by the zoo when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage.

Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage, and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain, the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.

A New York Times reporter has seen the whole scene and, addressing the biker, says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life.'

'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right.'

'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist from the New York Times, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this on the first page. What motorcycle do you ride and what is your political affiliation?'

'A Harley Davidson and I am a Republican.'

The journalist leaves. The following morning the biker buys The New York Times to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads on the first page: 'Republican Biker Gang Member Assaults African Immigrant and Steals His Lunch.'

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Submitted by mudcat on Wed, 06/11/2008 - 6:54pm.

Liberal rag - formerly the paper of record - even "The Old Gray Lady" what a shame how they have lost it all because of their unwavering and relentless pursuit of liberalism and arrogance.

Good riddance NYT.


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Submitted by ptcgv on Wed, 06/11/2008 - 7:02am.

I am going to memorize it and make it my own. But I’ll change Republican to Democrat.


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Submitted by JAFO 72 on Wed, 06/11/2008 - 8:20am.

You just confirmed the author's intent by your comment. Thank you ptcgv for helping to make our point.

"The one constant in all of your failed relationships is you."


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