Here Piggy!

BBQ sauce! Wow! makes my pork so succulent,
To my body it is so absorbent.

The three sugars and molasses,
Will certainly help with the gases!

The onions,the hot peppers, the Chinese sauces,
Will no doubt clean my palate as it crosses!

Napkins I will need by the gross,
That will be the restaurant's loss.

All that wood stacked outside the place,
Must be for ashes to mix for the taste.

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Submitted by sageadvice on Tue, 06/17/2008 - 9:07am.

This will shore fill ye in gute.

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Submitted by hutch866 on Fri, 05/30/2008 - 3:56pm.

With all due respect, the pig was a better poet then you are, had better taste too I suppose.

I yam what I yam....Popeye


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hutch
Submitted by sageadvice on Fri, 05/30/2008 - 5:03pm.

What respect is due?
Do you mean the pig had better taste, or that the pig tasted better?
I don't understand people who do not like any kind of poetry! Maybe it is just mine?
Why do you spell my name with a $?

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Submitted by hutch866 on Fri, 05/30/2008 - 5:09pm.

First you know why I spell it with a $, if you say you don't you're a liar. Second and here I'll type slower so you can keep up, the pig has (had) better taste, and you're right, forget the respect.

I yam what I yam....Popeye


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