yankees don't appreciate a good time up north like we do

Romp in woods ends in charges for airline workers
HARRISBURG, Pa. — A pilot's nighttime romp in the woods with a flight attendant has ended with both suspended and under arrest, police said.

Jeffrey Paul Bradford, 24, and Adrianna Grace Connor, 24, both employees of Pinnacle Airlines Inc., were at a diner on Sunday night before they apparently decided to take a walk, police said.

"They told the officer they wanted to go do it in the woods, essentially," said Lower Swatara Township Police Sgt. Richard Brandt. "That's the best answer they had."

Things went awry when people who live in the neighborhood summoned police around 9:30 p.m., saying they had seen a naked man and an intoxicated woman.

A helicopter with heat-seeking equipment was called in, and Bradford was discovered hiding behind a shed shortly before midnight.

His only attire was a pair of flip-flops and a wristwatch.

Bradford, of Pittsburgh, was charged with indecent exposure, public drunkenness and other offenses. Connor, of Belleville, Mich., was charged with theft, public drunkenness and other offenses; police said she took a flashlight from a neighbor's vehicle.

The office of District Justice Michael John Smith, where Bradford and Connor were arraigned, said they were not represented by lawyers. Telephone listings for them could not be located by The Associated Press.

A spokesman for Pinnacle Airlines said the two were suspended while the company investigates

Romp

Submitted by sageadvice on Wed, 05/21/2008 - 8:39pm.

Was it the "heat-seeking" equipment that found them in the woods?
If they had called in one of those fire-fighting helicopters to dump several hundred gallons of cold lake water on the two, maybe there would have been no fuss and everything would have cooled off!

I'm telling you the truth---it is impossible anymore for human beings to do anything for fun privately without those who aren't having fun reporting them for disturbances!

Why, ritecheer in PTC we have romps after midnight along the lake off'n a golf cart and ain't much done bout hit!

Good gravy, letem lone!

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obb....

Submitted by gratefuldoc on Wed, 05/21/2008 - 4:41pm.

Seems to me like these two rebels were trying to have a good time down south....if ya know what I mean. ;>}

"Picture a bright blue ball, just spinning, spinnin free,
Dizzy with eternity.
Paint it with a skin of sky,
Brush in some clouds and sea,
Call it home for you and me.
A peaceful place or so it looks from space,
A closer look reveals the human race.
Full of hope, full of grace
Is the human face,
But afraid we may lay our home to waste."

"once in a while you can get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right"
"listen to the thunder shouting, "I AM, I AM, I AM"

;>} Have a grateful day ;>}

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yeah

Submitted by oldbeachbear on Wed, 05/21/2008 - 4:51pm.

that does sound like what they were up to.

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Reminds me of the two down the street from me..

Submitted by Spyglass on Wed, 05/21/2008 - 3:56pm.

At Battery Way park. Skinny dippin' of all things.

Or was it a Golf Cart Tour? I still get a laugh out of it.

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