There are legitimate ways to advertise and then there is the BS you are doing right now. Shame, shame.

Since you are spamming the place though, I gots a question for you about these here wedding assistance services you offerrr. Today, my brand new Russian mail order bride arrived by UPS. Ya know, I thought I had to go over to Commie-land and pick her up myself, but the wonders of modern thangs brought her in a crate right to my trailer! After getting her out of the crate and hosing her off, she looks perty HAWT, I think I'll keep this one a spell or two So, I'm looking fer some special wedding photos. We're getting married behind Melear's next to the dumpsters, but we won't be in traditional attire. She'll be wearing a dog collar with a leash as she is a RUNNER. I had to chase her round the trailer park after she got out of that crate and she might have done got away if she hadn't tripped over that old truck bumper in the weeds and got herself tangled up in some kudzu.

So, can you take me some weding foto's where the dog collar and leash ain't seen? Ya know, kind of like magically make them invisible with like a fotographer invidible ink pen? Apre shate it! That's French!