Proven Scientific Fact: Democrats can make time stand still!

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I didn't get politically aware myself until I'd say in the late 60's, early 70's.
When George Wallace ran in 1968 as a Democrat Racist for President, I recall
my family was disgusted with that smoke and mirror party. (My mother cheered when he was shot in 72?)

Now, as a child, time tends to go by very slowly, and as you get older, times seems to speed up.

But, I've noticed another anomaly.

When Jimmy Carter was President, I believe time stopped for a while.
His 4 years seemed like 10 years.

Then Reagan was with us only for 8 years, but it seemed like just a wink of an eye.

Bush 41, was a blurr. Was there a 41st President?

Clinton, my god, that 8 years took about 20 years out of me. I couldn't wait for it to end. So many screw-ups, so many corrupt politicians, so many lies to protect power and not integrity and principle.

Then came the election in 2000, where rules could be changed AFTER the election.
(You know what I mean, like Hillary and the Dems now believe that Michigan and Florida Votes should count, even though they agreed not to count them, BEFORE the election.)

That 33 day period was like an eternity. Everyday something else was happening, but nothing ever seemed to get resolved.

Finally Bush 43 came along and time started ticking away very quickly. His 8 years are again, drifting by as if they never occurred.

The Clinton Presidency never ended, it seems with Hillary still on the scene.

I can't even imagine what will happen if Barack is elected.
It will take forever to get through his only 4 years.
He will truly make time seemingly stand still.
It will be almost like we are in a coma, but still awake. Unable to move, but just to exist.
We will lay there looking at the ceiling listening to the news on a distant radio as his policies begin to become law.

Abortion right are made stronger. Laws punishing opposition to them are signed, to where its considered hate speech to attempt to dissuade a women, or minor from having an abortion.
We will pull out from Iraq, and a bloodbath will follow, and he won't have the guts to do anything about it, other than to throw a few cruise missiles at them. Iran will move into south Iraq, Syria into western Iraq, and Turkey will take out the Kurds in the North. But hey, America isn't in a war.

Christmas at the White House will be in stiff competition to Kwanzaa. One more Federal Holiday is set aside for government workers to go home.

Welfare programs are again added back into the federal budget.

The tax burden will shift from the top 55% of the earners in this country to the top 40% of the earners, thereby having a majority of the electorate that pays no taxes at all. (I wonder who they will vote for to represent them?)

Race relations will sour. Charges of racism on the evening news will accompany any news report that criticizes anything Obama or his wife might say.

Politicians, never elected to a single office, e.g. Sharpton and Jackson, will be given high profile positions or given more notoriety than ever before.

The leaders of Syria, North Korea, Venezuela, and Iran will be invited to White House dinners and then given the microphone from the West Wing to quell freedom fighters in their own countries. If the U.S. won't stand up to dictators, how can the masses of oppressed people do it.

The next 4 years might see me turn 50, but truth be told, I'll be reaching 100 as I lay there dumbfounded by how ignorant the American could be in electing an avowed Marxist/Racist/Liberal under the guise of Hope and Change.

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Submitted by mick613 on Wed, 05/07/2008 - 10:29am.

Can I borrow your time machine? You sure seem to know alot about the future...or, at least, you think you do.

(Seriously, can I borrow it? I've got some lotteries to win!)

Submitted by thebeaver on Wed, 05/07/2008 - 10:17am.

- The Secret Service will be replaced by Farrakhan's "Nation of Islam" goons that you always see standing behind him when he makes a speech.

- O'Hare International Airport will be changed to "Obama"

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