Remaking "The Godfather"....Fayette County style!

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Suppose you were remaking "The Godfather" but had to use local law enforcement in the starring roles. Who would you use? My choices:

Randall Johnson as Don Vito Corleone, aging boss of the Corleone crime family. He knows his days are numbered.

Bruce Jordan as Sonny Corleone, heir presumptive to the Corleone family until he is shot down before he could assume his "rightful" place.

Wayne Hannah as Michael Corleone, who stands to become the leader of the Corleone family with the implied blessing of Don Corleone.

Barry Babb as Tom Hagen, the conciliatory consigliere who everybody likes.

Thomas Mindar as Luca Brasi, the hulking hit man who has never had a problem he couldn't solve with his fists.

David Simmons as Sal Tessio, the aging gang underboss with no real chance of assuming the top spot of the Corleone family. His loyalties are suspect.

Bryan Woodie as Fredo Corleone, weak-minded hanger on who lives in the perpetual shadow of Michael Corleone and ultimately betrays him.

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Submitted by sniffles5 on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 9:57am.

Man, I cannot decide who to vote for Sheriff.

I think I might literally flip a coin at the voting machine.


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Submitted by THE BOSS on Tue, 04/29/2008 - 9:52pm.

"COPLAND" - also comes to mind.


Submitted by skyspy on Mon, 04/28/2008 - 4:36pm.

It's Barry Babb not Bruce.

Very creative.

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Submitted by NUK_1 on Mon, 04/28/2008 - 1:39pm.

LOL!!! That is very accurate AND funny!


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Submitted by mudcat on Mon, 04/28/2008 - 7:08pm.

Don't see Mindar as a hit man, but the rest is right on! Good job!


Submitted by The Last Don on Tue, 04/29/2008 - 8:07am.

of Italians. You never know where we are lurking. However, doz guys in Fayette County couldn't hold a candle or gun to the real Goombas!

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Submitted by carbonunit52 on Tue, 04/29/2008 - 10:20am.

Dis is gettin' laughs at da "Badda Bing Badda Boom Social Club".


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