No stinkin badge needed

Unguents stored in alabaster containers,
To soothe the bruises of the complainers.

Officials with badges like to gloat,
That pulverized horse hair came off the boat.

No badge was needed sayeth the monger,
As he gathered the unguents and hair to squander.

Squander he did until all were hooked,
Suddenly then the salve went onto the book!

Criminals he made of them all of them he did,
Now they are dependent upon him and keep him hid.

No stinkin badge needed to take a cut,
Just get that warrant to enter our hut!

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Special Note to All Pharmacists of Fayette
Submitted by skyspy on Fri, 04/04/2008 - 10:17pm.

When we find out which one of you keeps short changing, $age, do$$ar, bonker$, nitpicker$ et al. on their anti-psychotic meds, you will be turned over the DA's office for prosecution. It is your sworn duty to fill prescriptions as they are written.

PS: I know you can't follow this troubled soul around and make them take their meds.

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