Tyrone speed traps and money makers

Since Barney left and they gave Thelma Lou a book on etiquette, I hoped things would be better in Tyrone. THEY AIN’T. I for one, thought the speed traps would come down. We have only grown more 25/35 mph signs on roads with no side walks and a few lonesome cows you might endanger going a tremendous 40! We have the highest taxes in the county and the only thing to show for it is more police per taxpayer than anywhere else. We must have 4 for every 10 of us.

Last night I stopped at the stop sign at Public’s as I do everyday, though it must have been a rolling stop, as one of Tyrone’s police promptly gave me a ticket. The reason it irks me is you can’t fight it. The judges are instructed to take the police word against yours, otherwise, this would never be a money maker.

I’m still seething from one of Tyrone’s finest putting me in jail about 2 years ago. What I found out later, was my blinker light was out. Instead of telling me this, he coldly asked for my license, ran it, called for backup, handcuffed me, searched my car, impounded it, and took me to jail. He later stated it was unpaid tickets being the root of my evil doing. When I went to the police station the next day to get my license, they laughed at me, showed it to me, then told me I couldn’t have it. On the way to pay $200.00 to get my car out of impound, I received a call on my cell phone wanting to know if I wanted to donate to the policeman’s union. I went to the DMV and they promptly issued me another license, stating it was a clerical error and that he (police) could see as well as them, the tickets were paid. I was also out the expense of a lawyer to go to court. They had to drop those charges but I still had to pay for my crime of a broken blinker light.

This brings me to the worst of all tales about Tyrone’s police. A 10yr old, and 11 year. Two little boys that up to that time, had respected police. We live in a neighborhood with a pool. The children thought the pool open and left about 10 minutes before me. They used the combination to get in, but an over zealous neighbor next to the pool ran screaming at them to get out. The frighten kids ran into the swamp. She then called the police on them. When I got there, the porky policeman had my child by the arm and an extended billy club in the other. He then stated he was putting them in ‘juvie’. Thank God the ‘juvie ‘ as he kept referring to them, had more sense than he and wouldn’t take them, as I would have had to mud wrestle porky right there cause the kids weren’t going to juvie, that day or any other if I could help it.

According to the 300 lb policeman, who is as wide as he is tall, he was making his arrest on the grounds that the kids ran from him. What really happen was the 2 scared kids came out for the other policeman when they saw what he was, and helped pull porky out of the mud he was mired in. This may have humiliated him by bringing attention to the fact he was in no shape to do his job.

Again, we had to go to court, hire a lawyer, and sit there and listen to the 300lb policeman claim that the kids ran from him and that he apprehended them. Knowing full well this was totally impossible, the judge sided with the policeman. Fatty then went on to be fearless leader of his department. You know, lead by example.

I’m so irked by the over zealous police of Tyrone, I hope the Easter bunny comes to their, and the people responsible for them, yards and lays them the kind of eggs the so justly deserve!

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Submitted by Spyglass on Thu, 03/27/2008 - 8:59pm.

You won't get a ticket. I drive through Tyrone all the time, never even been close to being stopped. But I don't speed, maybe that's the difference.

Submitted by rm.snell on Mon, 03/24/2008 - 3:12pm.

You are in a Tyrone Consipiracy. You best buddies are the Town Council, Mayor and Planners and the cops hate you. That is just so sad for you. Before you best friend Glo and Grace were in office you blamed your problems on Valerie and Barry and now it is just the cops picking on you. waaaaa waaaaa waaaaaa I bet you were the kid in school that blamed things on everyone else.

Submitted by oldbeachbear on Mon, 03/24/2008 - 8:03pm.

you are right in some respects...I did blame it on Barney...and the police ..DO HATE ME...and one of the above...doesn't know me when you need them....that is correct.. and have I come to understand that...yes.

Submitted by oldbeachbear on Mon, 03/24/2008 - 8:01pm.

No, I was never the kid in school that blamed things on everyone else, not hardly. I voluteered at the local hospital after school and taught the beginners at Sunday school...you are way off base. Lol

Submitted by skyspy on Sun, 03/23/2008 - 7:26pm.

I have found the perfect place for you to live. In Buckhead. Those cops never, but never stop people. The zone 2 cops for Atlanta PD are so grateful that you aren't shooting at them, they never hand out tickets.

I have gotten a warning from them, but no ticket(wheww). What I was doing was the usual afternoon rush shuffle down GA 400. If you are going south, you know that the break in traffic in GA 85 happens right at the "gore"(which you aren't supposed to cross), if you pick up a high rate of speed(about 75-80) coming off of the ramp you can cut across 5 lanes of traffic and get over in the left hand lane.

Now a cop did catch me, but he gave me a warning. I think he was just grateful I wasn't shooting at him. He gave me a stearn warning, and asked me "if I drive like this in Fayette County"? I was nice( I think that is why I got a warning, a little FYI for you hot heads out there) and I replied: umm no we don't have any road with 5 lanes of traffic, and our cops don't give warnings.

Anyway I digress, there are many places, where the cops ignore traffic laws.

In Fayette County they treat everyone the same...no warnings. Really at one point I thought I was going to have to move in order to keep my drivers license.

Submitted by IMNSHO on Thu, 03/27/2008 - 7:21pm.

In Fayette County they treat everyone the same...no warnings.

Warnings are given by the various law enforcement agencies in Fayette County. Fayetteville gives the least, from what I've personally witnessed (in my line of work). Peachtree City actually gives way more than I ever would have thought, based on hearsay, especially certain officers

Open Records will allow you to see just how many pullovers each agency does, and how many of those are warnings vs. citations. A pain to get through the red tape, but you can find out if you're motivated enough. Smiling

Submitted by oldbeachbear on Thu, 03/27/2008 - 7:50pm.

It is funny you bring this up...tonight I came home and we had ..SPROUTED...more little red stopsigns since I left...I swear to God! Considering what a small place we are, it's a joke. Tonight I came home to see at the corner of carriage oaks/ and swanson...a new stop sigh! Then I went into Pendelton...where we had a 4way stop that I left this ...morning...I swear to God...at that stop, they had put of 4 red new stop signs! Then I turn on to my ity bitty ...culdelsack....with 6 houses and no outlet...a red offical stop sign on our little street!

Tyrone is preying on the over taxed tax payers....I've already seen the police at the Pendelton stop before, about 3 houses up the street, I felt that was overboard, but I guess it just makes money...I'm so disapointed that Tyrone is preying on its taxpayers...It would seem that they would realize, to pay the highest taxes in Fayette county...we have to go to work...they are making it a gautlett...to get there...I for one, aint gonna pay for this any more...Tyrone...take your police and shove them....and you can guess where...there is nothing in this God for saken helllll that is worth staying here. Don't say it is for our protection...it is for money only....!!!!!! Everyone you give a ticket to ...is another chance to get their insurance ...HIGHER...you are only looking out for yourself...I have tried to believe otherwise...shame on me for the trust in you!

Submitted by oldbeachbear on Thu, 03/27/2008 - 7:58pm.

I've been treated as I was ...no other place...this place ...TRIES... to get money out of you and yours... and does'nt care in the ..LEAST... if it makes your insurance go up or gives your child a record...so far...we have been lucky...but not because of our police...(anyone think since I told my Porkey story...that is why we got the stop signs today...funny, we never had them before] I wonder if that proves the point...and porkys IQ.

Submitted by oldbeachbear on Thu, 03/27/2008 - 8:06pm.

I've lived on this street since 2000.....and no red official stops signs....does anyone really believe this is just a fluke? If you do..I got a lot of swamp land for sale....this is so backwards, and makes the person responsible look like someone who will step over the line and make me rich as I won't take harassment!

Submitted by oldbeachbear on Mon, 03/24/2008 - 8:15am.

If you don't get tickets, either you don't get out much, or us a po go stick. I only talked to one person yesturday and they named 2 others who got the same thing in her office ....a rolling stop...one an ex police and they gave no ticket, the other, someone who could ill afford it...they gave her one.

If you think my kid is an idiot, I would like to point to your own IQ. I was talking about stop signs and community pools, not speeding. I've never got a speeding ticket in my life, ANYWHERE. It also sounds like you have something to do with the schools, but think our kids are idiots, sounds like you don't like your job, or our kids...I'll put mine's IQ up against yours any old day.

I'm going to check the ratio of police to citizens...I bet it is more than PTC.

Submitted by oldbeachbear on Mon, 03/24/2008 - 7:50pm.

"Last night I ...STOPPED.... at the stop sign at Public’s as I do everyday, though it must have been a "rolling stop", as one of Tyrone’s police promptly gave me a ticket. The reason it irks me is you can’t fight it. The judges are instructed to take the police word against yours, otherwise, this would never be a money maker".

A 'rolling stop' is something that the police say...meaning you stopped...but not long enough to please them...they are saying you 'stopped' but not long enough....get it...? The whole idea is that I did stop...understand....? I don't SPEED... and I don't roll through stop signs...what I was saying is TYRONE IS A SPEED TRAP..instead of less traps, less police...that most people thought was Barry's doing...the new group is INCREASING IT.. we are paying for MORE police to give tickets. So far, this has been micky mouse cause I have a good driving record. But for someone who lives here, pays taxes higher than anywhere else in the county...to be given one more ticket may be what makes THEIR INSURANCE GO UP...What is going on is the city is poaching on the taxpayers for more money...they don't give a rat's ....if they make their insurance higher...or if it is right or wrong...it just means more money for the town...that isn't right..Do you really think if the town didn't make extra money off the taxpayers, they would have a policeman on every corner and up everyone's butt? Hell no!

Submitted by oldbeachbear on Mon, 03/24/2008 - 8:23pm.

my kid has a drivers permit..I have told him after this...we will practice...OUTSIDE OF TYRONE...do I think PORKEY PIG would give him a ticket or tell someone else to...Hell yes...the other mother in the pool saga has already moved over it as she didn't trust the police here and she was horrified that the judge believed them... the worst part is that she got the 911 tapes...they say what was said to the dispatcher...they asked the nutty neighbor if the kids had vandalized the pool...she got copies...she nutty neighbor said...no...

when we went to court, our att. asked the country att to drop the charges...as the whole thing was stupid at best...she went in to the 2 police and asked them if they would drop it...Tyrone's finest said 'no' cause they vandalized the pool...I have often thought back on this, we told the county att we had the tapes to the contrary...I wish we never had...I so wish that those 2 police had gotten on the stand and said that...and then we played the tapes...

Submitted by oldbeachbear on Mon, 03/24/2008 - 8:28pm.

as I will join my friend in Coweta county....the schools there are going up...ours, down...look at the test scores...people are leaving in droves....I hope Tyrone's finest are then left with some real thugs to replace us...I think I will give a discount on my house to anyone with a record and a mean a%%% attitude....let them really earn their pay! and let the people I helped get in office have to deal with ...them...what comes around ...goes around...

Submitted by oldbeachbear on Mon, 03/24/2008 - 9:51pm.

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