Yu aint frum around here is ya? whay not jus put 26 i mean what else is gonna be 26 and call the guy a perp. thats a kool word perps. i like to say that perps. n-e way, welcum to jorja. u frum canada maypole leef?

Sniffles05 The Plagiarizer in Chief
Sniffles05:Angry and often proven wrong.

I think someone should mine their own BUSINESS.

Actually, it's "mind." A "mine" is a place where coal or other minerals are mined.

is a terrible thing to wace.

A mine is a vast empty space!
Some minds could be that also! Like yours.

When English becomes the official language of the land, you guys will be speechless!

I have to agree!

Ouch..Maple & Denise...I think your struck a nerve(theirs). Good for you!

Hello mapleleaf (sic).

Perhaps you meant to say "you folks" since we are not all guys.

Better yet, you may wish to say “you people” since we are not actually 'your folks’.

Then again, perhaps you should say “Youze Guys” since you prefer a northern dialect of the English language.

But, then again, you could just be terribly bored and in need of human interaction and so you have elected to begin a completely insignificant complaint about the local paper in hopes of receiving attention. (Pardon that shallow assumption, I have digressed from my intended utility.)

I suppose, although I doubt, that you could be an English teacher attempting to make yourself feel important by continuing your profession beyond your most productive years.

Regardless, I can imagine that you are annoyed by those who misspell words, publish subject-verb agreement errors, or are more ‘wordy’ than is necessary when intending to establish a point (like now). I can only imagine that even a dangling participle can create much malaise whenever you see one!

As a word smith of sorts, do you find yourself transposing terrible typos on a regular basis?

Have you lived in an area where publishers presented pleasantly perfect pronouncements?

I personally cannot perceive of a place where the common compilation of the English language is fittingly flawless and the occupants opining is consummately correct. Can you?

Sniffles05 The Plagiarizer in Chief
Sniffles05:Angry and often proven wrong.

with Mapleleaf. Great sense of satiric humor -- both of you.

And if that's not bad enough we have to constantly have a battle of wits with the unarmed liberal version of Sybil! (I must admit however that it's great entertainment to harangue the mental midget formerly known as basmati!)

I wonder what happened to River? Hello? Gump? River? Allan?

Sniffles05 The Plagiarizer in Chief
Sniffles05:Angry and often proven wrong.

Actually, my English teacher was Miss Grundy, at Riverdale High School. I used to hang around with Archie, Betty, Jughead, Veronica and the rest of the gang. Oops, I live in Fayette County and may have gotten myself in trouble by acknowledging my “gang" affiliation. Scott, please overlook that and forgive me. My bad. Please don’t make me a subject. I must be out of my mine.