Problem solved!

This is secret stuff, so hold it close to your vest, or blouse.

Nobody wants any of the current candidates for President, Clinton Obama, or McCain.

So here's what is going to happen:

Bush intends to resign for no apparent reason very soon. Cheney, as the President will appoint Rush Limbaugh as Vice-President, who graciously accepts.

Soon thereafter Cheney will resign for new jumper cables to be installed.

President Limbaugh will launch a campaign of waste reduction by Presidential "findings" and make all of the items paid for by Limbaugh's taxes null and void. He decides what they are.

Before he can be impeached, 75 New York and Texas lawyers stall the congressional proceedings.

Limbaugh announces that he will run for President for the 2009 term. He performs no Presidential duties, but instead campaigns for delegates at the upcoming convention.

Limbaugh marries for the fourth time so as to have family values.

He starts attending OA (oxycontin anon. meetings) and is forgiven for past sins by all of the Televangelists.

During the first vote at the convention, nearly all of the republican delegates vote present only. Also on the second ballot. Meanwhile, there is a whirlwind rumor starting that Limbaugh will get the votes of the Missouri delegation on the third ballot. 13 other states join in.

By the 12th ballot Limbaugh locks it up!

Sean Hannity is nominated by Limbaugh for VP, and he also announces some of the new cabinet if he beats Obama:

Secretary of State, Mrs, Dole; Attorney General, Ms. Coulter and friend; Secretary of Defense, Governor Swartzenegger, Interior, Governor Perdue; and Bill O'Reilly as Communications Director. The rest will come soon.

An edict is issued (he will veto) that there will be no limit for borrowing for defense, aid to our corporations, taxes on the midddle class, and reduced taxes on the upper class. Snapple, Bose, Cigar companies, and cheap insurance for old folks executives will occupy the Lincoln bedroom on a rotating basis.

A gold microphone will be installed in the WH communications room.
There will be a doctor and three pharmacists on duty at all times.

The kitchen will be rebuilt in the Presidential quarters (in Florida) just like the one at the WH.

Works for me, sage

Submitted by Robert W. Morgan on Sat, 02/23/2008 - 6:55am.

Add in the Fair Tax and abolishment of the Department of Education and teacher unions and I'll vote for all that.
I do wish we could work Michelle Malkin into the cabinet somehow.

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