In election 2008, don’t forget Angry White Man

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[Editor's note: This opinion piece by Gary Hubbell was originally published in Aspen Times Weekly, which can be viewed here.]

There is a great amount of interest in this year’s presidential elections, as everybody seems to recognize that our next president has to be a lot better than George Bush. The Democrats are riding high with two groundbreaking candidates — a woman and an African-American — while the conservative Republicans are in a quandary about their party’s nod to a quasi-liberal maverick, John McCain.

Each candidate is carefully pandering to a smorgasbord of special-interest groups, ranging from gay, lesbian and transgender people to children of illegal immigrants to working mothers to evangelical Christians.

There is one group no one has recognized, and it is the group that will decide the election: the Angry White Man. The Angry White Man comes from all economic backgrounds, from dirt-poor to filthy rich. He represents all geographic areas in America, from urban sophisticate to rural redneck, deep South to mountain West, left Coast to Eastern Seaboard.

His common traits are that he isn’t looking for anything from anyone — just the promise to be able to make his own way on a level playing field. In many cases, he is an independent businessman and employs several people. He pays more than his share of taxes and works hard.

The victimhood syndrome buzzwords — “disenfranchised,” “marginalized” and “voiceless” — don’t resonate with him. “Press ‘one’ for English” is a curse-word to him. He’s used to picking up the tab, whether it’s the company Christmas party, three sets of braces, three college educations or a beautiful wedding.

He believes the Constitution is to be interpreted literally, not as a “living document” open to the whims and vagaries of a panel of judges who have never worked an honest day in their lives.

The Angry White Man owns firearms, and he’s willing to pick up a gun to defend his home and his country. He is willing to lay down his life to defend the freedom and safety of others, and the thought of killing someone who needs killing really doesn’t bother him.

The Angry White Man is not a metrosexual, a homosexual or a victim. Nobody like him drowned in Hurricane Katrina — he got his people together and got the hell out, then went back in to rescue those too helpless and stupid to help themselves, often as a police officer, a National Guard soldier or a volunteer firefighter.

His last name and religion don’t matter. His background might be Italian, English, Polish, German, Slavic, Irish, or Russian, and he might have Cherokee, Mexican, or Puerto Rican mixed in, but he considers himself a white American.

He’s a man’s man, the kind of guy who likes to play poker, watch football, hunt white-tailed deer, call turkeys, play golf, spend a few bucks at a strip club once in a blue moon, change his own oil and build things. He coaches baseball, soccer and football teams and doesn’t ask for a penny. He’s the kind of guy who can put an addition on his house with a couple of friends, drill an oil well, weld a new bumper for his truck, design a factory and publish books. He can fill a train with 100,000 tons of coal and get it to the power plant on time so that you keep the lights on and never know what it took to flip that light switch.

Women either love him or hate him, but they know he’s a man, not a dishrag. If they’re looking for someone to walk all over, they’ve got the wrong guy. He stands up straight, opens doors for women and says “Yes, sir” and “No, ma’am.”

He might be a Republican and he might be a Democrat; he might be a Libertarian or a Green. He knows that his wife is more emotional than rational, and he guides the family in a rational manner.

He’s not a racist, but he is annoyed and disappointed when people of certain backgrounds exhibit behavior that typifies the worst stereotypes of their race. He’s willing to give everybody a fair chance if they work hard, play by the rules and learn English.

Most important, the Angry White Man is pissed off. When his job site becomes flooded with illegal workers who don’t pay taxes and his wages drop like a stone, he gets righteously angry. When his job gets shipped overseas, and he has to speak to some incomprehensible idiot in India for tech support, he simmers. When Al Sharpton comes on TV, leading some rally for reparations for slavery or some such nonsense, he bites his tongue and he remembers. When a child gets charged with carrying a concealed weapon for mistakenly bringing a penknife to school, he takes note of who the local idiots are in education and law enforcement.

He also votes, and the Angry White Man loathes Hillary Clinton. Her voice reminds him of a shovel scraping a rock. He recoils at the mere sight of her on television. Her very image disgusts him, and he cannot fathom why anyone would want her as their leader. It’s not that she is a woman. It’s that she is who she is. It’s the liberal victim groups she panders to, the “poor me” attitude that she represents, her inability to give a straight answer to an honest question, his tax dollars that she wants to give to people who refuse to do anything for themselves.

There are many millions of Angry White Men. Four million Angry White Men are members of the National Rifle Association, and all of them will vote against Hillary Clinton, just as the great majority of them voted for George Bush.

He hopes that she will be the Democratic nominee for president in 2008, and he will make sure that she gets beaten like a drum.

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Submitted by sageadvice on Sun, 02/17/2008 - 5:36pm.

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Submitted by sageadvice on Sun, 02/17/2008 - 5:33pm.

I would have said what you did in a more direct way and got into trouble, but even with the fog you place around your statements, I think I understand what you mean.
Now, if 30%, or some number thereabouts, are to be considered as an underclass, (even though we are a classless society!)doesn't that really mean that capitalism is an impossible system with which to prevent it?
All over the world we have the problem, much worse in some places, and have had for hundreds of years. Dictatorship, Communism, Socialism, and Military rule have also never solved the problem.
Doesn't that tend to indicate that maybe some percentage will always end up on the bottom? And, if not worked upon and fought continuously, it will eventually fall back into feudalism?
We simply can't all be wealthy all at once, can we? Nor will people like you settle for the same as the lower "class" have, because you don't have to do so.
No body wants the wealthy to share all they have for the indigent and ignorant--just their share for charity--which our IRS now says is about 3% average for the average wealthy person. Maybe a quarter million for a person with about 5 million income and inheritance.
It is passed on to relatives, usually in an amount as large as they started with due to income---thereby perpetuating the situation we now have!
Plus, some things are due to all humans regardless of their situation:
enough basic food to eat; sufficient shelter; and average health care.

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Submitted by Main Stream on Thu, 02/14/2008 - 11:35pm.

love your post...

and this, provides a great visual of the angry Republican, as we get closer to the election:

Yes, you are being laughed at as you twitch and writhe like a vampire in the sunlight.

Kudos!
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GOD BLESS THIS MESS


Submitted by Spyglass on Thu, 02/14/2008 - 9:08pm.

I'll say that.

All that siad, I wouldn't vote for Obama or Hillary if you would give me free BEER for a year.

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Submitted by AF A-10 on Tue, 02/19/2008 - 12:38pm.

It just has to be woodchuck cider ale consumed with me at the bar of my choosing. Oh yeah, and locations are subject to change without notice Laughing out loud

Kevin "Hack" King


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Submitted by Git Real on Thu, 02/14/2008 - 9:05pm.

I was beginning to think that I was by myself out here.

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Submitted by WaitingonPayDay on Thu, 02/21/2008 - 11:32am.

I have no idea who they polled, I wasn't called. I don't agree with the things that Bush has done but I don't hate America. Anyone who hates America should leave.

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