mah memiry failin

mebee sumbodie kin hep mah recolect?
Is mactosh city jest cros the countie line started up yit?
has at air rode frum thar to 85 ben bilt yit?
enneybodie yet ever figur jes howsum menny moor milonaires thet wil mak?
haf the Chinamen bilt there houses yit near thier fctorie? will it haf thire own store init?
air we evir goin to kelect airy tax ofn them? will they cost mor than theyuns gif us?
kin we see the greements signed up by them and usns?
is it likly thet the new liberry will soon leake? will the wals crack open? Do the tenis place still leake? is it paid fer?
since mah hous wil go down since they haint sellin gud mean thet mah taxes will go down right smart nex yar? not jest the valum and the mills, but the dullers ah pay?
have we hired thuh cart path cops as yit? I ain't seen none thar! air the firepesons stil going to fars and recks wif jest one people?
is thet old photocircuitts bidin a hazard to us? seems they rotted the roof of wif chloring and acid, and who nose whut is in thu grounde? terrible mount of copper i spect.
is grampa jones and clem kididdlehopper cumin to thu ampheretheter this summer? I lak them two. i'd pay $5 to see thet!
how air we supose to drank our moonshine in the amperethetre ans ten drove hom wifout being drunk, or do they jest pick-up mangers now?
saw whar 50 thousind peopl wer aworkin in fayette county wif a 3% unemploy rat!
how kin thet be? thar are about 125,000 peopkle hyar, and 20,000 uf them work fer the government and the hospitals and doctors. thet leafes sum unacount fer don't hit?
i no kids under 15 don't wurk much and uf course pregnebte woman, but sems to me thet we have about 50-60% unemploy to me! Mostuf them paid by taxes! Then also the jail is ful and meny work fer thu walmartin at $7 fer 25 houres par wek.
All thuh old folk do draw socel secure and don't work too much, but I rekon they hain't counted. Then there is that 10% who simple don't want no job and they hain't count neither!
do them folks whut own all the empty store haf tuh pay full taxes on them bildings?
whut is thu name of that ohr city bein bilt jest west of PTC walmartin in coweta county jest on thu line? wil thar be a road rwixt hit and mactosh city?
if I war thu PTC cops, i wood buy me a big tent and never go bak into thet mold factorie on thet old dump! hard tellin whuts in thar.
thar re menny othur thangs i don;t recolect but running out uf space....

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Submitted by sageadvice on Wed, 06/04/2008 - 12:58pm.


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Submitted by Denise Conner on Mon, 01/28/2008 - 6:56pm.

NOW get your pill case and teddy bear (for Nit 1).

Time for your meds and nap! Make it a loooong one. Laughing out loud

Submitted by Nitpickers on Mon, 01/21/2008 - 1:50pm.

I can't. I tried but failed.

Submitted by sageadvice on Mon, 01/28/2008 - 3:07pm.






Submitted by sageadvice on Sat, 01/19/2008 - 4:00am.

how cum lak kedrun is always drined und lak peachtre is alway ful?
und, haz eny wels been dug yit?

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