For those deaf, dumb, and blind

Everything in the world is wonderful right now, If it were going any better, I wouldn't be able to stand it!
The country is out of debt, most families owe nothing except a little on their homes, everyone goes to the local Baptist church three times a week, and all is well.
Most of us are real smart and can brag about it all of the time, since everyone else feels pretty much the same way.
All of our children are above average (hard to do since that then would be average).
The consumption of alcohol has doubled per person recently due to the finding that that is why the Italians and French are healthier than we used to be.
The new "positive" attitude that everyone now has eliminates the necessity of being concerned about wars our government may start, or if the banks may fail again, or if we run out of food, or get poisoned by China--it is NOT going to happen, you hear?
All of the earth will soon be one religion--of one faith. Heaven is currently being expanded and the only shortage is the gold for the new street paving.
St. Peter has been laid off, unfortunately. Not needed---no gate even.
The last negative speaking people were destroyed recently, and Positivity is now the most popular degree at Brigham Young University.

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Submitted by Nitpickers on Sat, 08/30/2008 - 4:47pm.

Still deaf, dumb and blind months later!

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Submitted by BPR on Sat, 12/29/2007 - 10:24am.

They already have a job- to see how many people they can make people angry - I could care less what Nickpicker etc. of his names has to say- actually feel sorry for him, unhappy people - hey Nickpicker you would not be unhappy if you were not bashing everyone. To think I even like you- I do. Read the bottom of page and you will see why.

"Hope Changes Everything"


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Submitted by Cyclist on Sat, 12/29/2007 - 10:31am.

Dr. Denise is trying to get them (him) to that special place with padded walls.
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Submitted by Nitpickers on Sat, 12/29/2007 - 12:27pm.

Beam Profile Reflectometry--I suppose is "BPR?"
Especially hopeful person is "not again"
The study of honey bee "cycles" I guess is "cyclist?"

Padded walls, too critical, negative, not a sheep follower over the cliff, thinks independently of crowds--that is me!
I;m not sure you all have heard yet but Pakistan (a Muslim country near India) has assassinated a former leader of their country, This country has numerous nuclear bombs and the means to deliver them with rockets. The military, whom we trusted for some reason, did run the country. To avoid civil war the military was recently separated from the politics of the country--maybe.
My question to you learned souls is should we just simply bomb out the nuclear sights in Pakistan and at the same time invade the tribal areas in Pakistan to get Osama Bin Laden and his followers?
Our big coalition army in Afghanistan could invade from the opposite direction!
I doubt Bangladesh, India, and Iran would mind very much.
Or, as I suppose, are you more interested in the next "coffee?"

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Submitted by hutch866 on Sat, 12/29/2007 - 2:14pm.

you are so fond of pointing out misspellings by other people let me point out to you that the word you wanted was sites, not sights.

I yam what I yam....Popeye


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Submitted by hutch866 on Sat, 12/29/2007 - 2:11pm.

Is this another one of those solutions you boast about?

I yam what I yam....Popeye


Submitted by Nitpickers on Sun, 12/30/2007 - 8:41am.

No this time it is satire, not a solution.
I know that you know the difference but pretend not to do so!
It does fit our current leadership however, come to think about it!

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Submitted by hutch866 on Sun, 12/30/2007 - 1:02pm.

I'm still waiting for one of those solutions you talk about, get with the other three of you and try to come up with one.

I yam what I yam....Popeye


Submitted by d.smith700 on Sun, 12/30/2007 - 2:16pm.

Bhutto's party solved the problem today. She left instructions for them to appoint her 19 year old son to take here place, and they did that today!

Bush said it was fine with him----Jenna and Barbara were overqualified at 24 but would be available!

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Submitted by hutch866 on Sun, 12/30/2007 - 3:28pm.

The 4 of you get together and this is the best ya'll can do? Still waiting on one of those solutions.

I yam what I yam....Popeye


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Submitted by BPR on Sun, 12/30/2007 - 5:40pm.

Hey Sky me and my husband met Hutch, he is a great guy- you both are good at this with $mithpickers, even though you all make me laugh until I cry- I honestly feel sorry for this person - how unhappy can you get? Sad Well, I guess they have each other with all the names.


Submitted by skyspy on Sun, 12/30/2007 - 3:40pm.

It is raining, you know at least half of them slept in. Sheesh. dollar go wake the others up so they can help you with this.

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Submitted by Cyclist on Sat, 12/29/2007 - 1:06pm.

there you have it. A day late and a "dollar" short. Evil
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Submitted by Nitpickers on Sun, 12/30/2007 - 8:44am.

Way, way too old of a cliche!
Nothing is late, nothing is short!

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Submitted by Cyclist on Sun, 12/30/2007 - 11:37am.

Sometimes the "oldies" work and this case, it fits rather well.

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Submitted by BPR on Sat, 12/29/2007 - 10:38am.

I found this out from Denise and some of your buddies, which can make me laugh so hard- I already knew it, posting too similar in writing, he is going to have to come up with a better way to confuse us - think he can do it? Shocked I don't think so, we are way too smart! "Happy New Year"

"Hope Changes Everything"


Submitted by Nitpickers on Thu, 12/27/2007 - 4:32pm.

afraid so!
I'm not a wright, a playwright, or a wheelwright!

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