What color danger are we in?

I stayed scared to death back when we were advised every few minutes for months what color danger we were in.
Some one said the color had not changed now in years, but I heard no announcement!
I never did like the color thing. I would rather they would just tell me if I was about to get blown up, or that there was no danger of it, as far as they knew! I don't know if they ever knew anything for certain, or even partially. Unless one of the water-boarded guys told them something.
I also worry about the Iraqi government. Last thing I heard was that a lot of them went home and said to heck with it. Did they ever come back? Time we selected some more, maybe. We may have to go to red.
All of the street bombers in Baghdad seem to have moved out to about Columbus, or Macon or Marietta in Iraq. But, that probably wouldn't change the color here---too far away.
Bin Laden people don't like the southern swamps very much, no decent place to hide. Why don't we just move the Capitol to there, and the capital.

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I wondered also, Dad
Submitted by Bonkers on Sun, 12/30/2007 - 5:18pm.

Somebody said Interstate highways were now pink; Barbara and Jenna's location--green; Hoover Dam--yellow; Hollywood sign---Orange; Crawford Texas---Red, and all transportation--inferno scarlet!

They quit paying cops overtime every time they changed colors, so no more color watch.

We have spent 16 billion dollars on airplane gate guards and all we have ever found were 3,600,000 finger nail clippers; four thousand gallons of Brut shaving lotion (at LA only); six miles of extension cords and two RR cars of alarm clocks.
More dangerous things were found by the supervisors at a random second check--such as 2,300 finger nail files; 433,000 cigarette lighters; and one stage prop, a huge faux bomb, from an old Ajax roadrunner cartoon!
We have voided all of the pilot's licenses that have been issued to people with Arab sounding names, so they won't be able to fly airliners into anything very often any more!

The airline unions are protesting that last one since they say some pilot's with Arab names are actually Irishmen.

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