Philosophy & the President

It just dawned upon me what a speech from Muddle might sound like if he were President of th USA.:
Now citizens of Greece---oh, I mean America, the soluble non-problems we face graciously with every solstice has caused seventy-three equally valuable solutions to emerge from my souls.
Truth is of course impeccable, once explained by my faultless and infallible diatribes,
We won't discuss mundane subjects today or forever, but economics are unrealistic anyway, and jobs are plentiful at the burger place. There have been wars and always will be wars. We will of course start one by non-functioning means if necessary.
The new cabinet posts of 125 philosophers have already used up the budget supply of paper for the year and a new department is being created to read those and tell us what the heck they say! I will get to the bottom.
Have faith citizens! If I can't lick them, I will dazzle them.

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Bonk
Submitted by Nitpickers on Thu, 12/20/2007 - 4:48am.

I can read yours, can't his!
If you want to appear smart, before you start writing---look up 20-30 arcane and unusual unused words, write them down, and try to use them all in your thingy you write.
Impressive, if non-sensible.
I did that once and got an "A" from an egg-head!

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$Nitpicker$ -- Arcane -- LOL
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Submitted by Denise Conner on Thu, 12/20/2007 - 7:19am.

Is that when that 43-pound dictionary fell off the shelf and "bonked" you on the head? Puzzled Did that experience render you insensible? Laughing out loud

No one's impressed with your nonsensicalities, which are definitely arcane: understood only by $Dollar$, $Nitpicker$, Bonker$, et al.

You're "imagining" again if you believe that you got an "A" for such "dribble." Shocked Your inanities are easily recognized!

Keep reading the dictionary to Bonker$ & Dollar $mith; just don't drop it again or y'all might be even more nonsensical! Laughing out loud


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dennis
Submitted by Nitpickers on Thu, 12/20/2007 - 8:52am.

No, the dictionary is on an automated stand and all I have to do is say the word I want and it finds it, opens up to the page and announces the meaning!
I haven't spoken to dollars, bonk, and smith---I see smith write in here sometimes.
The "A" was after I looked up the words like you and mud do! Wasn't worth the effort, couldn't find anyone who could make a sensical paragraph from it.

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$mithpicker$
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Submitted by hutch866 on Thu, 12/20/2007 - 1:43pm.

Who's Dennis?

I yam what I yam....Popeye


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Hutch: Who's dennis?
Submitted by Bonkers on Thu, 12/20/2007 - 2:06pm.

Related to $nitpicker-dollar-bonker/smith!

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