Waffle House runs dry

Sallie Satterthwaite's picture

Don’t let anyone tell you nothing exciting ever happens at the Waffle House.

On Wednesdays, we have breakfast at Store 777, the one on Ga. Highway 74 South in Peachtree City. Last week started like every other. I don’t even order any more; Terri knows what I want. Dave varies his breakfast from week to week and requires a bit more time.

I did flirt with chicken biscuit when I discovered WH now carries them. So good.

That’s what I like best about WH. What you see on that placemat/menu is what you get, 24/7. I’ve written off two McDonald’s in my town because they serve breakfast only until some random hour. I don’t like the person taking my order to glance up at the clock and say, “We don’t serve breakfast after 11 o’clock,” at 11:02. She could at least ask her staff if there’s a biscuit left.

I’m getting sidetracked here. We ordered our breakfast and were about halfway through eating when we heard, “We don’t have water.”

“What do you mean, we don’t have water?”

“Just that. Really, it’s off.”

“I bet they cut the line out there,” and everyone looks toward the windows overlooking the construction on the highway.

“No water at all? How’m I supposed to make coffee? Or wash dishes?”

One of our favorite things about WH is that you eat off china, not foam-plastic. And it suddenly crossed my mind that we were probably eating off the last clean dishes in the place. Also, when Terri asked if we wanted coffee before the pot was empty, I really, really did. I don’t usually, but knowing it was the last coffee available, I really wanted mine topped off.

The manager went out to where the construction equipment had stopped. About the same time someone with the road builders approached the Waffle House.

“They cut a waterline,” the manager reported when she came back in, “and they can only say it will be back on by 2.”

“Two? No way. We can’t stay open without water.” Voices were rising.

“Yes, we will stay open,” the boss said, objections filling the air, the most logical being that if they tried to operate without water, the county Health Department would gig them for a laundry list of infractions. (“Laundry” – cute.)

Now don’t misunderstand, the girls weren’t trying to get a day off. This staff depends on tips. You don’t get tips when you can’t serve meals. Someone said to the manager, “Are you going to pay us minimum wage?” a somewhat sardonic observation that they’d make more money on minimum wage than on their salary.

The debate raged for awhile: Stay open, or close until the water comes back on. I’m sure I wasn’t the only person in the place to have a sudden revelation that if the drought was not soon relieved, this scene could be duplicated on a mammoth scale. First the industrial area, then retail and food service, then residences.

The schools would send the children home, preferring that parents figure out how to deal with sanitary needs. Which brings us to – surely – the last place in the county to lose water: the hospital.

Back to reality. So far as anyone could ascertain, the WH was the only business affected, but while we waited to see how this would play out, we started telling tales of water and how critical it is to have access to it.

A man in the booth beside ours said this was too reminiscent of the time he and a boyhood chum were dropped off on a small island off Florida. They had been out fishing with a couple of bigger boys in a boat, who assured them that this little island was the best place around to dangle a line.

The day began to wear on and the boys got thirsty. They had no water or food. These are kids around 10; they don’t tend to plan ahead.

Where were the boys who had dropped them off? There was talk, later, that they had had engine trouble. All these two youngsters knew was that they were thirsty and becoming desperate.

Hours later they were saved by a passing tug and finally got water to drink. Obviously they survived their ordeal. But, said the fellow telling the story, to this day 40 years later, he carries water with him or else locates where he can get it in any unfamiliar place.

WH was still dry when we decided we had to move on. I hated to leave in the midst of such high drama, but Kroger was waiting. I told Terri and Liz I’d call before their shift was over to see what happened.

Nothing much, Liz said later. Water was restored shortly after we left around 10.

I guess it’s sort of a non-story, actually, but it goes to show, as I love to do, that normalcy can be the greatest blessing of any day.

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Submitted by Sniffles on Wed, 12/05/2007 - 8:57pm.

Various bloggers weigh in on Waffle House Crisis:

NUK:
This is all Steve Brown's fault. When Brown was mayor, he had the opportunity to build redundant water lines through that industrial area but chose not to do so. This is prime evidence of his incompetence! Don't elect Steve Brown!

MICHAEL BOYLAN:
Kevin and I will be discussing the state of the Waffle House in the Daily Citizen tomorrow

THEBEAVER:
Do I need to point out the race of the construction crew who cut the water line to the Waffle House? Just like them to create economic hardship on hard working white people

MUDDLE:
This whole story is logically inconsistent. If P is water and ~P is not water, the two states cannot simultaneously exist. Therefore, we should not tolerate the Muslim faith. Logic, plain and simple

MIKE KING:
As I said during my campaign, water moratoriums just do not work

JEFFC:
I find it interesting that none of the Republicans here want to address their own Waffle House water shortages. They seem to have no trouble criticizing the water outages of Democratic Waffle houses, though.

DENISE CONNER:
16 paragraphs of unrelated cut and paste, 13 links, 4 non-sequiturs


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Submitted by Denise Conner on Wed, 12/05/2007 - 9:24pm.

Or would they need to be edited, or maybe even deleted? Puzzled

Maybe you were nearby and attempting to summon demons when the WH fiasco happened? Shocked

"Unrelated" -- You're still having reading comprehension problems, Basmati? Laughing out loud

"Unrelated" & "non-sequiturs" [sic] -- Would that be redundant? Puzzled

I do love to "cut and paste"! Laughing out loud


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Submitted by muddle on Wed, 12/05/2007 - 9:44pm.

Ah, so I'm not the only one who suspects the alias!

I guess I'd better add a blog here:

MUDDLE: For all objects x and y, and for all properties P, if x is identical to y, then x has P if and only if y has P. Therefore, Basmati has the property "hates GWB" if and only if Sniffles has the property "hates GWB."

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Let it be known there is a fountain
That was not made by the hands of man.


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Submitted by Denise Conner on Wed, 12/05/2007 - 10:00pm.

Just a little correction Eye-wink

Therefore, Basmati has the property "hates Denise almost as much as he does GWB" if and only if Sniffles has the property "hates Denise almost as much as he does GWB."

The jury's in -- GUILTY! Laughing out loud


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Submitted by bad_ptc on Wed, 12/05/2007 - 9:38pm.

You have to admit it was funny.

Sniffles
Sniffles
Sniffles


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Submitted by Denise Conner on Wed, 12/05/2007 - 9:55pm.

I did laugh (Git is often funny), just as I did when Basmati called me "bottom feeding scum," "cockroach," "ghoul," "shiny-eyed Christianist zealot," "amoral gutterslug," an "unfit mother and bottom-feeding scumbucket" who never "got enough oxygen at birth," and so on.

He is so subtle! Laughing out loud

"La Cucaracha" ("The Cockroach")


Submitted by Bonkers on Wed, 12/05/2007 - 8:34pm.

You got to love Sallie and the Waffle House. Subjects getting harder all the time.
Always wants something special, you see.
Now as to the cut water line, maybe if the line had stayed off for a day or two, it would have made Jay Leno as a natural disaster!
Does the Hospital and police and fire, etc., have their own water and power supplies? I think not.
Hospital has a little temporary power for operating, but I don't know about water.
Talking about a new large industry; try and haul water in here with trucks and distribute it. We would have water riots!

Submitted by dollaradayandfound on Thu, 12/06/2007 - 3:53pm.

The disaster at the Waffle House could have been prevented! No one would run out of water totally providing that they saved their own water.
All it takes is a storage tank on top of the building, with an open top to catch the rain. It can also be pumped full when the water supply is on.
A Waffle House story:
Once, while in China on business, I spent some time in a multi-story factory, as they tend to be there, and drank some of the home-made tea offered during the day. It was green tea I think--luke-warm and full of tea drugs. No sugar available--nor cream.
After working there a few days, I happened to go onto the roof of the factory to look around and to watch a Chinese funeral go by. It was flat-bed trucks primarily, loaded with oddly dressed Chinese who were all shooting off fire-crackers by the thousands. A few people dressed as some kind of dragons, waved flags.
Once the funeral was gone, I saw a block square tank built onto the roof and I decided to look into it. The tank was about half full of liquid, along with a few dead birds, bats, and either a cat or a squirrel. I couldn't figure that out just then.
When I asked what the tank on the roof was about, I was told that it was the water supply for the building. Also, that I should not drink it unless I personally saw the water being boiled for at least ten minutes.
There was a restaurant across the street who sold beer that was bottled and sealed (I think). That is all I drank for weeks afterward. Good beer.
What some of us won't do to build this great nation!

Submitted by d.smith700 on Sun, 12/09/2007 - 4:03pm.

as John Denver used to say.
As Oprah once said, "I'll never eat another hamburger as long as I live!"
But from all appearances, she has been eating a lot of them lately, again. Time for another diet guru and his book on her show! What happened to her private cook and exercise assistant? I don't care how big she gets, just don't con millions out of their money again for stuff that never works for more than three months!
If Obama wins, we will have Dr. Phil as the White House Shrink!
Is the water still off at WH?

Submitted by d.smith700 on Thu, 12/06/2007 - 6:58am.

Are we talking about political waffling here? I think Guiliani and Romney get that award!
Although Paul and Huckabee tend to hide the "fair tax" and Preaching somewhat!
I understand that on the way home by Sallie on her cart that a wheeled tug boat came along and poured her a special cup of coffee! The poor guy got slapped when he asked her if she needed cream---he was supposed to know. He didn't have any special fish to fry either! Horrors!
She did however tip the tug-boater since he doesn't make minimum wage.

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Submitted by Git Real on Thu, 12/06/2007 - 7:04am.

Are you freaking nuts? Are you communicating in code to Al Qaeda or something? Puzzled I love you man... but sometimes you can be very scary. Shocked


Submitted by Nitpickers on Fri, 12/07/2007 - 3:48pm.

Am I communicating? What are you talking about?
What does DSmithgoneBonkers mean?
Why do you love me? I'm not scary!
Your comment is about the great water fiasco at Waffle House, but I had nothing to do with that!
I wasn't even near there that day. I did not cut the water line with....
What I am worried about though is did the waitresses get their tips for the down time? It would be illegal if they didn't.
Donald Trump gave a waitress a $10,000 tip this week for about a $85 meal ticket!
Maybe more people here in PTC ought to do things like that. Not marry young wives til they get a little age on them, but tip heavy--real heavy!
He probably had that made-up with her though and she had to give it back except for maybe $25, just for the publicity he got.
Did you know that Trump is going to build a great big hotel on the lot behind the library here? Will also have numerous condos at one-million each.
Zoning won't be a problem is the proper contracts are let.
Me. scary....what?

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