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I'm Convinced - The Name Leticia Is French For...I'm thoroughly convinced that the name Leticia is French for 'Stupid Fat Woman Of Color'. I am convinced that the name Leticia predestines one's future to that of being an ignorant, unemployable, compost producer. Don't even ask me about the 300# Letisha I encountered at Publix the other day. Her days are undoubtedly numbered there. CLICK HERE TO SEE: Leticia - The 29 Year Old Grandmother Let's look at a few Leticia and Celia (her offspring) quotes: She can’t wait to get back into her old clothes. When will the baby weight go away? It's not. You're gonna be like that for the rest of your life. “When do you think I can play basketball again? I want to go out for the team at school.” You're not. In fact you probably won't even finish school. She can’t yet imagine the sleepless nights, the responsibility You mean this baby is actually going to make her responsible? Leticia is a grandmother at 29. She was 13 — a seventh-grader — and living in Chicago when she gave birth to her oldest child Uhhh... I'm not sure what to say? Now she has four: Celia; 9-year-old Romeo Johnson, 4-year-old Ramone Johnson and 1-year-old Romello Johnson. Yikes? Are the sperm donors identifiable? How many were there? Where are they now? She and Russell’s dad are not together. They are more like friends, she said. Is he a good enough friend to help pay-up his share of raising baby Russel? Celia has known her own father, who lives in Chicago, only since she was 10. Imagine that.... She and Russell are living with her mother and three little brothers in the Lincoln Homes complex How many 'little brothers' does it take to start a gang? They left Chicago after Leticia heard about a friend moving to the Quad-Cities and how much low-income housing was available. We all need to do what we can to make sure the cost of low-income housing in Fayette County becomes very, very expensive. Otherwise Letisha and Ceilia and the the Little Brother's Gang might be moving into a rental house near you. She wants to open a beauty shop, but for now she stays home with her youngest sons and new grandson. I'll bet you a hundred dollars to a dime that Grandma Letisha's Beauty Salon never opens. Celia — wearing pajamas and a do-rag that covers her hair — holds the baby. Her tank top shows off two black tattoos on her arms. Ick.. now how am I going to shake that image from my mind. One, which winds down her forearm, reads “Tish,” her mom’s nickname. Another, below her shoulder, reads “Manica Magee,” which is the teen’s rap name Oh... Uhh.. that's nice. I guess. Leticia told the girl she could get inked if she kept her grades up. They went to Chicago to get it done. Please don't let my daughters see this. For the time being they're proud to get accolades for their grades. I'd sure hate to think I'd have to "ink 'em" as a reward. The bar has definitely been set too high there. “She earned them,” Leticia said, nodding her head. Earned them? The grades or the tattoos. You have to admit this is getting good. Celia writes rap songs in her spare time, but she does not foresee making a living by doing that. Chuckle... “I want to do computers,” she said, or maybe health occupations. Before she can do computers... she'll have to stop doing her 'friend'. Which 'doing' do you think she'll become most proficient at? “Everybody’s gotta make their own decisions and your own choices, too,” Leticia said. “But she’s cool. She’s gonna be all right.” Great parenting advise. Perhaps I should give it a try. So she tries to focus on school, but mostly she thinks about gym class. The hoops are unlike the ones near her apartment where people hang on the metal rims and bend them. At school, they’re just right. Yup... I see a IT Network Engineer in the making with this 16 year old compost maker. We're gonna be really prepared to take on the world in our new Global Economy. This was the main reason she wanted to get back to school.? Git Real's blog | login to post comments |