Git Real's Drought Assistance Program - Over 81 Million Gallons Saved Daily

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ATTENTION GEORGIA MALES

ATTENTION GEORGIA MALES

This is an emergency public service announcement targeted to all Georgia males between the ages of 1 - 110 years old. Your urgent participation and cooperation is paramount in assisting Governor Purdue in solving our water crisis. Republican or Democrat... Do your part.

According to the 2006 census estimates their are 9,363,941 Georgia residents. Who knows how many more there are if we toss in the illegals. Eye-wink

49.5% of these residents are male. This gives us 4,635,150 men and boys in Georgia.

Now if we figure that each one of us urinates in a toilet at least 5 times a day this gives us roughly 23,175,753 wasteful flushes every day. Mulitply that by approx. 2 gallons a flush and add 1.5 gallons for a hand wash and we have a total of 81,115,135 gallons of much needed water being wasted down the drain.

Now if we all step outside and find a designated spot to drain our lizards at, just think of the positive impact we can have on our water usage problems. If you step back and think about my proposal how can one honestly not enact this ingenious and money saving program.

Just think. A program that costs the taxpayer no monies what-so-ever and it contributes mightily to preserving our much needed water resources.

For all you metro-sexual tree hugging pansies out there I have an additional suggestion that I think you would enjoy latching onto. Save your urine. Take it to one of the nearest urine collection facilities located behind city halls across our great state. Contribute your urine so it can be utilized in the following manner. We take the tanker loads of urine to the Alabama line and dump it into the Hooch to assist the preserveation of those stupid mussels that have survived droughts off and on over a period of time that spans thousands of years.

Who knows.... with your complete cooperation ole Git just might win a Nobel Peace Prize.

And don't forget.... Guys like to pee outdoors. It's a win - win! Cool

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Bathroom Lessons
Submitted by bladderq on Sun, 10/21/2007 - 8:46pm.

I've posted before.. If It's Yellow, Let it Mellow. IF It's Brown, Then Flush It Down.
I was at a GT vs GA game at Bobbie Dobb/Grant Field. As I was leaving the room I was told, "At Tech, they teach us to wash." I replied, "At GA, they teach us not to pee on our hands."

If we don't water our flowers, what is to happen to our bees & butterflies? How are the snakes in Tyronee to survive?

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Git,
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Submitted by Cyclist on Sun, 10/21/2007 - 8:24pm.

If you are awarded a Nobel you can never post anything again as it could interpreted as racism - see "muddle's" blog about the Nobel recipient for the discovery of DNA. I would rather see you here blogging and responding your little heart away.

BTW - I hope to get out to Okie-Homa tomorrow.
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Git Real Wash Hands?
Submitted by skyspy on Sun, 10/21/2007 - 8:00pm.

You still have to wash your hands, no matter where you go.

Not a bad idea if you have 10 acres in the country. They charge people who umm relieve themselves in public with indecent exposure, and I think even a sex offender charge. Any cops want to verify that?

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Cops & Public P
Submitted by bladderq on Sun, 10/21/2007 - 8:54pm.

Well, the police (all jurisDIC-cions) will write you up for whatever infraction they can think. Say, you cross the center line. That's 1 tix. BUT are you not reckless driving? Here is the 2nd and, "Have a nice day."
When I was at UGA they wrote a kid up for the Public Indecent charge. Fortunately, the judge saw it as, "Taking a P" and tossed the charge.

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Git: Water
Submitted by d.smith700 on Sun, 10/21/2007 - 5:10pm.

I didn't do the math but if what you say is true, then adding the women also, but with many more flushes, we can double or triple your numbers of water saved!! Just think of that? One shower per week of five minutes would also help greatly. (Saved in a bucket for other things).
In addition, this water not flushed would eventually leach through the earth and into the aquifers instead of going through the storm drains and on to the muscles!
Johnny Houses used to dot our terrain in this country. One hardly ever sees one now! Sears might even put out another big catalog.
The Houses and the holes could also be bought now at Walmart. Schools especially and the town hall, could have the maintenance department drill through the concrete for theirs.
The old hand pumps on the wells would also save electricity!
Now as to Governor Perdue, he favored Bush as long as he possibly could(the lakes nearly dry) before he asked for federal help. He tried tot take over the Army Corp of Engineers from the Sec. of Defense, but that didn't work, as he knew it wouldn't but got some votes! Sickening stuff. Georgia knew three-four months ago they needed to drill some wells and start more lakes. Think FEMA will bring in gallon jugs? Is there is plan? It is coming this time!
Bush will send money to haul water and help businesses who depend upon water for their profits. I don't think he can make it rain for three months steady! Nothing else will help much!
Now, the water released to flow south: Is anyone foolish enough to think we can reduce the flow sufficiently to solve this problem? There is absolutely no right to hi-jack a river and stop the flow to its eventual spill into the ocean! That is why it is controlled by the feds and not Georgia! We would shut off the valves: close down electric generation, drinking water, all game and fish destroyed south of here, and not care a lick, in my opinion.
When this was done in our early years, men killed out the people who tried that!! The normal, natural flow must go on, that is what we store it in dams for: for dry times. We simply didn't have enough storage for a drought!If we kept it all, it still wouldn't help us much and downstream would devastate!
Do you want Atlanta to stop it at Peachtree Street so that we don't get any in Fayette. You do know we buy water from Atlanta in hard times?

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Some Good Points There $ Old Buddy
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Submitted by Git Real on Sun, 10/21/2007 - 5:17pm.

But somehow I knew it would turn out to be Bush's fault. Yeah... saving a mussell over people... a Republican idea. (eyes rolling)

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Drought Assistance
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Submitted by muddle on Sun, 10/21/2007 - 4:56pm.

OK. Doing my part here. The magnolia tree is mine.

But why not make an event of it? All of those Georgia boys should line the banks of the hootch just as it leaves the state and cut loose in one big, festive, gang toidy.

In California they have an annual MOON AMTRAK day. Can't we get something simlar started? Need to come up with a name for the event, though. MUSSELMANIA? Load up on your favorite beverage and head on down to the riverside. This will be a good way of letting off steam--or something, anyway--and adding to the volume that makes its way downstream.

Serving beer and endangered mussels on the half shell in the main tent.


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Git, excellent idea
Submitted by susieq on Sun, 10/21/2007 - 4:20pm.

Either that, or one day we will all be using the antique Chamber Pots, and it will be against the law to empty them.

Men, do you part today.

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Susie, You Ladies Can Do Your Part Too!
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Submitted by Git Real on Sun, 10/21/2007 - 5:03pm.

You too can do your part SusieQ! Just go to Mike's Trailer Hitches on Highway 85 in South Clayon and have Mike and the boys mount you a receiver hitch on the back of your Prius or Lexus. Then you're good to go ... no pun intended. Check out the must see video yourself and then why don't you caluculate the water savings via the ladies and report back to us asap. Smiling

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Git - new truck
Submitted by susieq on Sun, 10/21/2007 - 5:25pm.

LOL
That looked like my sister's neighbor's daughter's third husband. I wonder how he afforded that new truck!!!!!

We are all going to need that 500 lb. support if we don't get off these computers and start exercising.

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