I really hate to tell all the truths

Now, now, $, enough with that false modesty and let's hear it for our resident Truth Teller. Speech! Speech!

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Still working on your book, I see. How many pictures have you drawn?

Remember that your "grandiose sense of self-importance" and your preoccupation with "fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance" are symptoms of one of your personality disorders.

Now, are you really the source of all truth? Think very hard before you answer.

Continue writing your book. It keeps you from more destructive behavior (such as heroin).

Your favorite zombie

You are enjoying this way too much!!! $ and his book; now that would be something.

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Well, if some guy can self-publish a book about killing 20 people
for the CIA while being an alcoholic, and get away with it, then why can't anyone write one? Smells of pro rasslin to me!

Cheap -- inexpensive sounds so much better -- entertainment and respite from work! (Maybe I'm getting lazy, or is it the hot weather?)

$'s book -- Rants & Ramblings, Reviled Republicans (sounds too intellectual), Ridiculous Rants & Ramblings, or A Ranter's Redundancy?

Any other suggestions for the title?

Maybe the University of Colorado would want to hire $ to replace Ward Churchill?

Some more....

Grapes of Dollar's Wrath Against BHC (Bush, Halliburton, Cheney)
Of Dodos and Dollars: Survival of the Fittest
To Kill a Dollarbird: Real Life Story of How $ Saved the World from BHC!
Sense and $'s Sensibility: How Bush Manages to Mess Everything Up
Pro-Rassln: A Redneck's Guide to the Sport
$'s Common Sense: These Truly Are the Times that Try Citizen Bloggers' Souls

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The following may help sell the book to those with a financial background.

The Depreciating Dollar

Age and Inflation ravage the Dollar

A Dollar doesn't buy the what is once did

What's a dollar worth?

the above links to a calculator of the true worth of a dollar and permits you to factor in age,inflation, number of posts, etc.
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the rights of man come not from the generosity of the state but from the hand of God.
John F. Kennedy's Inaugural Address- 1961

Dollar preferred Titles:

I'm too Liberal to Understand the Right
Dollarize for Dummies
I am my Own Dollar

May I suggest the following:

Dick Cheney, Dollar and Hunt'n Season
The Paranoids are After Me
A Fist Full of Dollars and still no Cents
One Cent Short of a Dollar
One Flew Over the Dollar Tree
A Dollar Makes no Cents
The Tellatubies and their Dollar
Dollar's Big Adventure
You Me and the Fairy Tree - What the Demos Promise and Can’t Deliver.

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One Flew Out Of The Cuckoo Cuckoo's Nest

**** GIT REAL TOUGH ON CRIME ****

"That man was Griffin Judicial Circuit District Attorney Scott Ballard".

CLICK HERE FOR THE REST OF THE STORY

That will work!!!!

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About the time that I get the outline done, some other foul thinking comes along to further explain as to how so many could be so fooled for so long!
I can't decide the overriding theme yet either. Is it R. Limburger types, Texas types, red-nek types, selfish types, or just plain ignorance and lack of good experience. Could also be a bad upbringing.
It appears it may take longer than anticipated to produce the real problem that occurred! Almost has destroyed us.
I certainly don't want to make the same kind of mistake with my conclusions that was mad with the Iraq war, our infrastructure maintenance, allowing greedy, non-principled large corporations too much influence, or ignoring children and old folks.
Time will surely tell!

Starting with an outline is very organized. Good job! Did you see my title suggestions?

You have to decide on your audience. Can they read? Can they read Dollarese? (It does take practice.)

Maybe your book should go in the category "How Not to Win Friends and Influence People."

Try being positive. I can't say "more positive" because you're almost 100% negative.

Are you eagerly anticipating President Hillary?

Here's my prescription for you. PLEASE watch this video for more information.

Now, LAUGH!

I read it three times. I still don't get it.

**** GIT REAL TOUGH ON CRIME ****

"That man was Griffin Judicial Circuit District Attorney Scott Ballard".

CLICK HERE FOR THE REST OF THE STORY

She will be able to explain it to you, I'm sure.

I thought that Git's talent with Ebonics would make Dollarese a cinch for him.

Is what you're saying: Bush lied, Halliburton all crooks, Cheney lied, Halliburton,Go Unions, soldiers shouldn't die in war, Bush lied, Bush blew up the bridge, Halliburton, I hate Wal-Mart, Rush's listeners are fools and stupid too, I hate Texans, I'm a red-neck but don't want anyone to know, "plain ignorance" -- that hits too close to home, Bush lied, Halliburton crooks, Cheney lied, I hate Bush . . . .

With your talent for slogans, maybe you could protest with Cindy Sheehan and the Code Pink ladies.

Did you take your prescription yet?

Very good except for two items being slightly incorrect.

I will get back to my "Dollar Speak" lessons and make sure I practice reguarly. I can do this..... I just don't wanna.

**** GIT REAL TOUGH ON CRIME ****

"That man was Griffin Judicial Circuit District Attorney Scott Ballard".

CLICK HERE FOR THE REST OF THE STORY

Or is it departmentalize?

Just suspend all rational thought and babble any words that pop into your head. Add a few "Bush lied" phrases and think of Cindy Sheehan. You'll soon be an expert -- well, not really since you don't shoot heroin. Might need a loooooooooooong vacation at a quiet place afterwards, though.

Rave on, Dollar.

As soon as Denise gets here, she is going to make you sit down and pay attention.

Do you think that ANYONE could make $ "sit down and pay attention"?

Maybe with a straight jacket & gag. I saw one featured on a police show recently that had a face shield so that the spitter's spit would fall back on himself.

It took 6 officers to get the guy into the "time-out chair"! He went into isolation, too.

Not allowing to talk (type) or requiring him to make sense 99% of the time -- $ would consider that cruel & unusual punishment!

Dr. Denise does TRY to help $, but it's a B-I-G job.

I think Denise is beyond that stage. We're talking suspension.

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AHHH. Then I guess we'll have to wait for Principal Git Real. LOL

That's priceless. Do they still spank in schools?
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Do you want the job?

I'll not make further comment since "River" accused me of wanting to "play doctor" with $, and there's no telling what Bad PTC might say!

yip, yip, yip....

you're great...........in your own mind.

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