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Smola runs for King (mayor) of Tyrone!Say it aint so! Somebody get me the smellin salts or a nose clip, or maybe, whatever Smola is drinking! Tonight, at the council meeting he made his announcement and you could have heard a pin drop. Some people can't read the writing on the wall. Now let me count the votes, legally, 1. Mr Smola, 2. Ms Smola, 2. baby Smola, 3. Barry, 4. Valerie, 5. Mayor Lee, it is against the law now to register dead people to vote, so I guess that means he only gets 5 out of what 7,000? too bad's blog | login to post comments |