Sweet tea and life in the South

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Plopped down in a restaurant in the supposedly Southern city of Charlotte, N.C., the proclamation came as a shock to me.

“Sweet tea, please,” I said to the waitress taking our order.

“We don’t have sweet tea,” she replied briskly, glancing up from her pad with a defiant look.

“Excuse me,” I said in that tone of voice that strongly indicates that I am about to become a smart aleck. “You don’t serve sweet tea? In Charlotte?”

And though I learned in acting class not to overact, I did. In great exaggeration of my dismay, I stretched my neck, dropped my mouth and widened my eyes. Then I punctuated the scene with a crazed shake of my head.

The waitress was immediately and visibly chagrined by my tone and drama. She raised an eyebrow indignantly and straightened her shoulders. She pushed a wisp of hair behind an ear and then she spoke.

“No, we don’t.” She narrowed her eyes. “I’m not from the South so I don’t understand what the big deal is about tea with sugar in it.”

It was my turn to be indignant. I lifted an eyebrow and straightened my shoulders. Dramatically, I replied, “It is the nectar of our people.”

Right then and there, I just about came undone. I mean I’ve come to expect tart, unsweetened tea in New York, Los Angeles and even in Dallas but not in North Carolina.

I tilted my head and smiled smugly, my friend silently cheering me on. “I betcha get asked for it a lot.” I winked. A smug wink to be sure.

She tried to lie but I caught that look, the one that flickers across the pupils of someone’s eyes as they prepare to unleash an untruth. “Not really.” She looked away. A liar never looks you in the eye immediately after the untruths are released.

I laughed. “Aw, c’mon. I know better than that. North Carolina is the barbecue capitol of the world.” This I know because I have a friend who was once crowned Miss Pork Barbecue. “Everybody knows you can’t have barbecue without sweet tea.”

She glared. I knew I had won the argument. “Do you want unsweetened tea?”

I lifted both eyebrows. “No.” It was a firm negative. “I’ll have water with lemon.” A smirk sneaked across my face. “You do have lemon, don’t you?

She glared meaner. “Yes. And we have water, too.” She flipped around and stomped off.

Now, I may be a bit of a wisecracker at times but I’m also quite reasonable. So it occurred to me that if there was one eatery in Charlotte not serving sweet tea then maybe Southerners – at least some of us – are pushing back the ol’ sugar bowl. I decided to do an experiment of my own.

At the next family gathering at my house, I prepared a pitcher of sweet tea as well as a pitcher of unsweetened. I even convinced myself that it was a gracious hostess gesture. After all, half of my family is always on a diet and two are diabetic. I should be considerate of that.

Here’s what happened: Not one drop of unsweetened tea was swallowed. Not one drop. A complete waste of tea bags.

Scientific tests like this, though, need a back-up. The next time the divas gathered for a gala luncheon was at Diva Tammy’s house. She, too, had prepared a pitcher of both.

“Good!” I exclaimed, clapping my hands together and explaining about my scientific experiment. “Let me know how many drink unsweetened tea.”

When the luncheon ended, Tammy lifted the pitcher, still brimming full. “Here’s your answer. No one drank the unsweetened tea.”

I know my people. I know them well. And, as I told that little, non-Southern waitress in Charlotte, “Sweet tea is the nectar of our people.”

That’s a scientific fact.

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Submitted by poipendicular on Sat, 08/11/2007 - 10:29am.

I find it funny, that sweet tea is not available everywhere. I enjoy making my own sweet tea, as I like a strong tea flavor and just a touch of sugar. Unsweet tea is fine, but they should serve simple syrup with it, instead of sugar packets. Those granules never fully dissolve and you end up with a thick layer of granules at the bottom of the glass. I make my own from loose leaf too. My kid adores my sweet tea. Of course he should, I'm using $20/lb stuff, we haven't even tapped into the big gun teas yet!

What blows my mind. I went to Melear's a couple of months back, asked for sweet tea with lemon, and told there were lemon juice packets on the table! Huh? I want my lemon slice!


Submitted by jodi holiday on Fri, 08/10/2007 - 10:34pm.

this experiment is too convenient.

diabetics and dieters shrugged the unsweetened tea.
are they not informed or just irresponsible about their diets?
nevertheless sweet tea is overtly sweetened historically to cover the bad taste and poor quality of the tea. And lots of sugar or electrolytes are needed in hot cultures so people don't pass out in the heat.

acknowledge us enlightnened ones who are aware of the perils of refined sugar and bad tea, please be accepting. we will not accept what most people demand.

for some there is nothing more satisfying than a properly brewed, refreshingly low in astringency, teaspoon of golden yunnan leaves that yields a naturally sweet molasses delight with the memory of summertime peaches and nothing to do. No lemons needed to cover up the bitterness in this tea.

its all tea. and btw you didn't want to sweeten your own tea?

Submitted by susieq on Fri, 08/10/2007 - 10:38pm.

You're not from around here, are you?

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Submitted by Git Real on Fri, 08/10/2007 - 10:49pm.

Smiling

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Submitted by hutch866 on Wed, 08/08/2007 - 5:52pm.

Mrs. hutch and I flew to Boston a few years ago to attend one of my Navy reunions. We rented a car and drove down to Providence, R.I. on the way we stopped at a Wendy's to have some lunch and my better half asked of they had sweet tea. Well the counter person acted as if we had commented on her unnatural acts with her favorite pet, and in a sneering tone informed us they didn't have sweet tea, the question seemed to ruin the persons whole day. The Mrs settled for a Diet Coke and when we returned to God's country a few day's later wrote a letter to the manager of this fine establishment and informed him of the treatment we had received and he apologized and sent us a couple of coupons. I guess the moral of this story is don't ask for it when up north, they just don't understand.

I yam what I yam...Popeye


Submitted by dollaradayandfound on Wed, 08/08/2007 - 6:39pm.

Some people, in fact, most people, do not drink boiled sweet colored water with no taste except sugar water!
Classic teas for 5000 years is boil one measure of green or black tea per cup desired in a pot, or pour the hot water over it, then add lumps of sugar and possibly a little cream. Eat with crumpets or cookies.
That is the civilized way to "have tea."

Southern sweet "tea" is water heated in a washing tub with two pounds of sugar (similar to how Subway does it) and a teaspoon of either brown coloring or a little tea bag added at some point.
Fill a 2 gallon cup with ice, full-up, and run the "tea" over the ice from a .25 cent plastic spigot that leaks.
Drink at least three of those liter measure teas with your hush-puppies and cat-fish. Or Subs, or pig food, or turnip greens and collards with fat-back and cornbread.
Gettin hungry?

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Submitted by hutch866 on Wed, 08/08/2007 - 6:49pm.

No wonder you don't like it, I wouldn't drink it out of a wash tub either, join the 21st century $, we have a tea maker here or you could use a tea pot. I'd like to see your 2 gallon cup, is that what you tote your ego in or is that too small, I'm betting small. what's the matter you don't like catfish or hushpuppies? you sound just like that idjit counter person at the Boston Wendy's you must be a yankee too. I will say though, if I made it like you do I wouldn't like it either.

I yam what I yam...Popeye


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Submitted by Cyclist on Wed, 08/08/2007 - 8:23pm.

It appears that $ isn't from "around here".

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Submitted by hutch866 on Wed, 08/08/2007 - 8:35pm.

Not even this planet.

I yam what I yam...Popeye


Submitted by Kaydee on Wed, 08/08/2007 - 2:14pm.

When we moved to upstate New York it was impossible to find sweet tea. I was even to that iced tea was "seasonal". I had to learn to make sweet tea on my own and thank goodness there was a local tea shop that suggested we use loose tea instead of teabags; what a difference it made in the tea. I use a Tarajulie Assam loose tea
from www.tealaden.com to make sweet tea, it has a good flavor and really makes a difference in the taste. Maybe one day sweet tea will migrate north and even then I will probably make my own - I like it better now

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Submitted by Git Real on Wed, 08/08/2007 - 1:02pm.

Amen Sister Ronda!

Imagine my surprise some years ago when I entered a Waffle House in Louisville and ordered sweet tea only to be told that there were sugar packets on the table. WHAT? No sweet tea at a Waffle House? You can imagine the look on my face when she suggested I add sugar to an already brewed glass of cold, iced sweet tea. What next I asked???? Gay Waffle House servers with teeth? What's this world coming to?

Even Cracker Barrel maintains the "sweet tea standard" throughout the country. Regardless, I never stepped foot in a Waffle House again. In Louisville that is. Smiling

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Submitted by dollaradayandfound on Wed, 08/08/2007 - 2:53pm.

Half of the south has diabetes from sweet tea!

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Submitted by eodnnaenaj1 on Wed, 08/08/2007 - 3:07pm.

Health & Nutrition: Human Nutrition
Does eating too much sugar cause diabetes?
Scientific evidence indicates that diets high in sugars do not cause diabetes. The most common type of diabetes occurs in overweight adults. Avoiding sugars alone will not correct overweight. To lose weight, reduce the total amount of calories from the food you eat and increase your level of physical activity. Per University of Mississippi.

You are a hoot dollar, that's just all I can say. . .


Submitted by dollaradayandfound on Wed, 08/08/2007 - 4:25pm.

Ok, good then, I will take out some ads indicating that al diabetics can eat all of the sugar they want.

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Submitted by hutch866 on Wed, 08/08/2007 - 5:06pm.

Who's al, and why does he want sugar.

I yam what I yam...Popeye


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Submitted by Cyclist on Wed, 08/08/2007 - 5:17pm.

That was........sweet!!!

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Submitted by hutch866 on Wed, 08/08/2007 - 5:37pm.

I guess he was the guy who discovered diabetes, you know like that Wasserman guy

I yam what I yam...Popeye


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Submitted by Cyclist on Wed, 08/08/2007 - 1:11pm.

In Seattle, you don't even get the sugar packets. I asked for sweet tea and got a dumb look instead. At least the dumb look was free.

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Submitted by Git Real on Wed, 08/08/2007 - 1:24pm.

Hey Cyclist,

Perhaps out previous conversations regarding rude cyclists may have resonated with some of the bikers out there. I've noticed less rude behaviour out there by them and it has seemed to make a difference on the roadways around Brooks, Antioch and Old Greenville. Heck... I've even waved at a few rather than knockin' off the road with my door. Evil

Just kidding on the door thing. What's that about a Twinkie?

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"That man was Griffin Judicial Circuit District Attorney Scott Ballard".

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Submitted by Cyclist on Wed, 08/08/2007 - 1:48pm.

a lot before I gave birth to my son colon. Real soon I be back out riding. If you see something that resembles a pale elephant riding a pea, that would be me.

Ah yes, the Twinkie defense. San Francisco 1978, former San Francisco City Supervisor Dan White killed Mayor George Moscone and Supervisor Harvey Milk. His defense was that his diet was so high in sugar that he could not prosecuted for premeditated murder because of his “diminished capacity”. That defense worked as he was later charged with only involuntary manslaughter.

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