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We All Know Who To Avoid At Work

A very attractive woman goes up to the bar. She gestures alluringly to the bartender, who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his full beard.

"Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.

"Actually, no", the man replies.

"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him", she says, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.

"I'm afraid I can't", breathes the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes, there is. I Need you to give him a message" she continues huskily, popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

"What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say.

"Tell him, she sensually whispers, "that there is no toilet paper or hand soap in the ladies room". Smiling

Puzzled Is it just me, or when you go into a restroom, do you make mental notes as to who washes their hands and who doesn't? I get some funny stares, when I greet people and refuse to shake an individual's hand that I saw skip the hand washing process while I was in there.

They can think me rude, but I've never had one ask me why. I'm waiting for some to ask one day. I can't wait.... I'm going to tell them why. Evil

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Role Models - Git

Submitted by Davids mom on Fri, 07/27/2007 - 12:54pm.

The nurses' in public schools have always stressed the importance of washing hands to students. The 'teachers’ restroom' was close to the teacher's lunch room. One could not help but hear when a person did not run the water for hand washing. The nurse issued a memo to staff that adults must act as role models for students and develop the habit of always washing hands after using the toilet facilities. Can't blame anyone for being cautious about shaking hands or touching doors.!

Bathroom Germs

Submitted by skyspy on Fri, 07/27/2007 - 10:15am.

It's not just you. We have some real pigs at my work. Carry purell.

It's not just you.

Submitted by TonyF on Fri, 07/27/2007 - 5:32am.

My peeve is restroom exit doors that open "inward". If they open outward, you can just foot or shoulder the door. If they open inward, you must touch something. HOW GROSS. BTW, I learned not to pee on my hands.

"The memories of a man in his old age, are the deeds of a man in his prime.You shuffle in the gloom of the sick room,and talk to yourself as you die."
(R. Waters)

tony

Submitted by dollaradayandfound on Fri, 07/27/2007 - 11:08am.

Probably wouldn't kill over three a day with that door being "shouldered" out! Excellent idea.

Hey Tony

Submitted by Emily Baldwin on Fri, 07/27/2007 - 9:05am.

I saw something new and interesting at the Peachtree City Chili's the other day- an arm hook on the back of the restroom door. So, after you've washed your hands, you just grab the hook with your forearm and pull back- no more grabbing dirty handles before going back to eat. I thought it was a pretty clever solution and one that could be easily implemented on all current bathroom doors.

Emily: you need a mosquito net

Submitted by dollaradayandfound on Fri, 07/27/2007 - 10:59am.

Like the ones the little African kids need to keep malaria down.
Also, the air in general around here has more contaminants than waffle house bathrooms! Don't breathe it. It gets into your clothes also!
Persnickety, persnickety, my, my!
Just leave the door open like they do in Europe..but they mostly just stand behind a wall with no bottom!Did you see the new Chinese bathroom with 500 urinals?

Emily B.

Submitted by TonyF on Fri, 07/27/2007 - 10:00am.

I like that one, here's another solution; never throw the towel away(if there are any) until you have the door open. I also do my best not to breathe too deeply. Of course, it's easier for a guy to "go #1" without touching anything but you have to perfect the "foot-flush" move.

"The memories of a man in his old age, are the deeds of a man in his prime.You shuffle in the gloom of the sick room,and talk to yourself as you die."
(R. Waters)

Yes, that's my normal

Submitted by Emily Baldwin on Fri, 07/27/2007 - 10:53am.

Yes, that's my normal method. It's nice when they are thoughtful enough to have a trash can ready and waiting right next to the door so I can get rid of my protective barrier once the door is open. Smiling

emily

Submitted by dollaradayandfound on Fri, 07/27/2007 - 11:01am.

Do you know that guy at the paper who goes to spas? What bathroom does he use?

Foot Flush Method

Submitted by Git Real on Fri, 07/27/2007 - 10:36am.

Normally it takes (2) foot flushes to complete the chore. One before you go, (YUCK!) and one after.

Yes... keep the towel all the way to the end. That is... if you're lucky enough to have access to one in the first place.

BTW... I love the new motion towel dispensers. Now if they'll automate the door. Smiling

**** GIT REAL TOUGH ON CRIME ****

"That man was Griffin Judicial Circuit District Attorney Scott Ballard".

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Hey Emily

Submitted by Git Real on Fri, 07/27/2007 - 9:56am.

Have you ever used 'Mens' restroom at a Waffle House? After you've washed your hands, you try to use the air blower to dry them off. However, the volume of air is equal to the last final breaths of a dying chipmunk. So you shake'em off and and dry them on the inside of your pockets. Satisfied you then head out to eat only to grab the handle and discover that it's wet and slimy. Eeeeekk!

Perhaps we could solicit the health department to mandate the removal of all door in places like McDonalds, Awful Houses, and Fillin' Station Restrooms since they refuse to equip them properly for sanitary reasons.

BTW... Please tell us you have not used the Mens restroom at the WH. Smiling

**** GIT REAL TOUGH ON CRIME ****

"That man was Griffin Judicial Circuit District Attorney Scott Ballard".

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Now I may not know best, but

Submitted by NeverKnowsBest on Fri, 07/27/2007 - 11:13am.

Now I may not know best, but I can imagine that if there was no door on public restrooms, I might not be able to eat at resturants anymore. Could you imagine the smell creeping out of those things while you are trying to eat?

Forget The Smell

Submitted by Git Real on Fri, 07/27/2007 - 2:18pm.

At least your hands would be clean. Plus, if you're dining at the Waffle House do you really think you would be able to differentiate the odors?

**** GIT REAL TOUGH ON CRIME ****

"That man was Griffin Judicial Circuit District Attorney Scott Ballard".

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Hey Git

Submitted by Emily Baldwin on Fri, 07/27/2007 - 10:57am.

Rest assured I have NEVER used the men's restroom in a WH. In fact, I tend to avoid that place altogether. The germs there aren't the only things that make me sick. No offense to them, but I can't handle that much grease!

Ew! Can you imagine how much more disgusting those places would be?!?! Not that I traditionally go into any of them, but please dear god, let's leave the doors on the bathrooms! Laughing out loud Sticking out tongue

Okay Emily.... You Win

Submitted by Git Real on Fri, 07/27/2007 - 2:24pm.

You win. The doors stay. How about a camera at the sink so the rest of the patrons can see who washes and who doesn't. How about a camera in the kitchen too! Sticking out tongue

**** GIT REAL TOUGH ON CRIME ****

"That man was Griffin Judicial Circuit District Attorney Scott Ballard".

CLICK HERE FOR THE REST OF THE STORY

Git: The Cameras are here!

Submitted by dollaradayandfound on Fri, 07/27/2007 - 4:53pm.

Some aren't installed as of yet.
I think Orwell wrote of this sometime ago.
If we can't watch each other and solve our own problems, then the government will do it for us!
Remember when we used to spy upon and replace or kill government leaders we didn't like? Well, they are now also playing the game.
Oh, there now is a new camera for our spy satellites that can determine what you have in your hand in your driveway! They also will be able to determine your property taxes by photograph, excuse me, digital image.

Git