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Having trouble getting your Terrier to interact with other dogs?
Wondering why the neighborhood kids won't play at your house?
Need to make a few extra bucks?

Try the new Ron Mexico doggie school. We know how to treat your puppy. We'll give it the best care, housing, food and discipline. If we can't train it, well, we can take care of that too with our no extra-charge disposal methods.
(we also offer the Nike dog trainer and placekicker shoe)

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Dear Ron Mexico,
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Submitted by Mixer on Mon, 07/23/2007 - 1:01pm.

Dear Mr. Mexico,

Your school sounds great, but I have a friend who's dog came back from your camp with a disease. How can I be assured my (female dog) won't get a disease at the Ron Mexico school? I also have friend whose dog drowned in your pool. This disturbs me since it was reported that at least five grown men were present supervising the swimming activities. I do know that you are also a 'bird' fan since you have shown your 'bird' to your fans. That makes me feel some better about sending my chihuahua, 'Lucifer', to your camp.

Signed,

Concerned.

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Dear mr. Mixer
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Submitted by TonyF on Mon, 07/23/2007 - 1:33pm.

My name is Andrew Howe, from the law firm of Dewey, Cheatem and Howe. It is my pleasure to represent Mr. Mexico in all matters of doggie doo.
I, regretfully, must tell you we no longer accept chu..chee.chaa, Small dogs at our school due to the problems we have returning them to their owners in one piece.
I would like to inform you we have many medium-large dogs to offer(as soon as we get them busted-out).
Please consider us for all your doggie needs.(we also offer doggie condoms for our more athletic breeds)

"The memories of a man in his old age, are the deeds of a man in his prime.You shuffle in the gloom of the sick room,and talk to yourself as you die."
(R. Waters)


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Mixer: wonderful
Submitted by dollaradayandfound on Mon, 07/23/2007 - 1:30pm.

Now you really got it!

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