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Michael Moore Hates CNN and Cindy is running against NancyHillary and John (The war on terror is just a bumper sticker), AKA: 'The Breck Girls' or 'The King and Queen of the makeover', want to kick the only black guy, Baraak 'Hussein' (Glory be to Allah, I mean God) Obama and the only Democrat to publicly oppose the war - before the war, Dennis 'the menace' (they are never too young) Kucinich from sharing their ideas and the stage in debate. Meanwhile, back in the ethereal plane of 'Global Warming', Al is trying to figure out why no one wants to acknowledge the greatest threat to mankind's existence is cow flatulence, 100 MPH Toyota Prius' emitting carbon and losing pills on the side of the road, and 'rock' bands flying over 250,000 miles at 100 gal/mile for a rock concert to 'save the planet'. And if all of that isn't enough, Michael Moore Hates CNN and Cindy Sheehan is running against Nancy Pelosi. Where's Harry Reid when you need him? Mixer's blog | login to post comments![]() |