Banman to english dictionary

Works for Most Army Veterans too

Basmati dictionary:

* Criticism for their commentary = vile name calling, lies, and distortions.

* feels compelled to remind people with each column he writes about the medals he has won = Basman didn’t get his good conduct medal and now suffers medal envy, not the only envy he suffers but that’s really personal.

* doesn’t give you the right to impugn my love of my country = but I sure as heck can decide to impugn any opponent’s honor.

* I myself am a veteran = so you claim.
his creepy teenager stalking buddy = I can suggest someone is a pedophile but no one else can.

* semi-sentient pile of human sewage known as RetiredArmyMajor = whom everyone supported allowing to return with a warning, basmati backers ZERO.

* I recognize a bully when I see one, and the only way to handle these punks is to get right up in their collective faces = When I look in the mirror, this is what I see, so I must project. Ahab had Moby Dick, I have the Major.

* supports covering up the rape of teenage boys is truly a man without honor = LIE, never said, Bas derangement syndrome paints any Republican as a Foley supporter. The Major went on record saying he should have been kicked out, but when has the truth ever got in basmans way?

* You obviously don’t approve of the way I handle myself here = understatement of the year

* I am not going to back down to any coward who questions my patriotism and/or military service= no I just viciously attack.

* I agree that everyone has the right to their opinion = except ArmyMAJretired

* Unlike you, though, I do not believe that someone who has served in the military’s opinion is more highly valued than anyone else’s, as you stated earlier. = Then why point out your status chump?

* The days of liberals standing idly by and taking it on the chin in the name of “tolerance’ while conservative extremists took potshots and challenged their patriotism are long past. = Yeah, like that has ever happened.

Ha! That's great Major. Basmati/MAV is nailed! Ha!

Submitted by Mixer on Thu, 04/26/2007 - 6:20pm.

I would say you are dead on spot here Major. Well done!

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