CHALK STORY!

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This is one of those e-mail stories. I like it a lot. It's a true story of something that happened just a few years ago at a leading university.

There was a professor of philosophy there who was a deeply committed atheist. His primary goal for one required class was to spend the entire semester to prove that God couldn't exist. His students were always afraid to argue with him because of his impeccable logic. Sure, some had argued in class at times, but no one had ever really gone against him because of his reputation.

At the end of every semester on the last day, he would say to his class of 300 students, “If there is anyone here who still believes in Jesus, stand up!” In twenty years, no one had ever stood up. They knew what he was going to do next. He would say, “Because anyone who believes in God is a fool”. If God existed, he could stop this piece of chalk from hitting the ground and breaking. Such a simple task to prove that He is God, and yet He can't do it.”

And every year, he would drop the chalk onto the tile floor of the classroom and it would shatter into a hundred pieces. All of the students would do nothing but stop and stare. Most of the students thought that God couldn't exist. Certainly, a number of Christians had slipped through, but for 20 years, they had been too afraid to stand up.

Well, a few years ago there was a freshman who happened to enroll. He was a Christian, and had heard the stories about his professor. He was required to take the class for his major, and he was afraid. But for three months that semester, he prayed every morning that he would have the courage to stand up no matter what the professor said, or what the class thought. Nothing they said could ever shatter his faith he hoped.

Finally, the day came. The professor said, “If there is anyone here who still believes in God, stand up!” The professor and the class of 300 people looked at him, shocked, as he stood up at the back of the classroom.

The professor shouted, “You FOOL!!! If God existed, he would keep this piece of chalk from breaking when it hit the ground!” He proceeded to drop the chalk, but as he did, it slipped out of his fingers, off his shirt cuff, onto the pleat of his pants, down his leg, and off his shoe. As it hit the ground, it simply rolled away unbroken.

The professor's jaw dropped as he stared at the chalk. He looked up at the young man, and then ran out of the lecture hall.

The young man who had stood, proceeded to walk to the front of the room and told about his faith for the next half hour. 300 students stayed and listened as he told of God's love for them and of His power through Jesus.

Now, I don't know if God intervened that day, or not. But I do know that when we have the opportunity to stand up for God and for his love and power, he will give us the courage and power to do it.

And that “proves” him more real than a piece of chalk not breaking. I don't know about you, but I'm going to look for my opportunities with a little more excitement this week.

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Submitted by schultkl on Fri, 12/02/2005 - 5:52am.

Besides being a fake, painting atheists as stereotypical straw-men for knocking down is no better than doing the same for Christians.

Link: http://www.snopes.com/religion/chalk.htm

Submitted by Rykit on Thu, 12/01/2005 - 12:28pm.

I have seen many stories such as this passed around by email. To my knowlege all of them have been false. Could you provide me with the name of the university and the professor so that I may verify its authenticity?

Submitted by PTC32YEARS on Thu, 12/01/2005 - 1:22pm.

Even if this and other stories are false, what does it matter? The message in the story is what REALLY matters.

Submitted by ouroborous on Mon, 12/19/2005 - 4:00pm.

So lying (telling an untrue story) is okay, as long as it spreads your own preferred brand of religion?

Really?

At least the atheists can get away with this, because there's no "atheist credo" saying you can't lie (although, apparently, many have something called "morals" which seem in short supply in the deeply religious community these days).

But for the Christians to support a known untrue story-- isn't there something important in your holy book about that? Something about "bearing false witness?"

Oh that's right. Y'all only obey your own rules when it's convenient. The rest of the time, you pick and choose which ones you like.

Submitted by PTC32YEARS on Tue, 12/20/2005 - 11:13am.

Telling a STORY is not lying. I did not witness this at all, but have heard the story. I don't think this is intended to be taken as a factual event, but merely to cause one to think. I can not say it is true or false.

You support something called Evolution that can not be proven or disproven in your circle. Is this lying too?

I do not pick and choose my rules. I try to live my life to the best of my ability. Of course, no one on earth is perfect. I don't expect anyone to live a spotless life. Of course, I do not have to defend anything to YOU. I only have to answer to HIM.

Submitted by Redbeard on Fri, 12/02/2005 - 1:15am.

Of course it matters if it is true, and it matters all the more because he begins with “It's a true story of something that happened just a few years ago at a leading university.”

If it turns out that it is not a true story, then clearly the author cannot tell the difference between fact and fiction. He is trying to pass off anecdote and rumor as truth. This is the problem with most all people of faith. They reject logic and reason so often that they have poorly developed critical thinking skills and are thus unable to tell fact from fiction.

In a work of fiction you can write the ending however you want. Why not, then, have the chalk break and the student be rejected in his conviction of faith, realize the errors in his thinking and come to the rational realization that his faith was built on irrational and sloppy thinking and he now has a chance to do something meaningful with his life unburdened by the shackles of superstition which kept his at home nights reading “left behind” books and waiting for the rapture… but this is just a fictional conclusion of a fictional story and in no way can account for PROOF of anything.

THAT IS WHY IT MATTERS IF IT’S TRUE!

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Submitted by PTC Guy on Mon, 12/19/2005 - 7:05pm.

Ah, yes. Logic and reason.

Of course they are important.

Hmmmm. I hear the wild eyed declarations of Secular Humanism here.

And it is a religion. It has doctrines such as the Theory of Evolution. Unproven and in fact rejected within the realm of statistical analysis as impossible to be true.

But don't tell the faithful of Humanism that little fact.

I am not upholding or denying the reality of this story. I have seen my own share of issues that defy your determinations of what is and is not logical.

But why go there? You would simply label me a liar.

So, in your realm of logic and and reason answer me one little question.

Science says for every cause there is a reason. Bible says God is the reasonless cause of all creation.

Please tell me where the materials, space and time of the Universe came from?

Has it always just existed? Oops. Defies a scientific law to believe that.

Did it just pop into existence for no reason? There is that blasted law violation again.

I am talking the ultimate beginning. When, by the laws of science all the fiber of the universe ulimately first existed.

So, oh you who think you hold the corner on logic and reason, explain the ultimate beginning scientifically.

You cannot. It defies you.

Yea. I could go down a list of scientific reasons God exists. But they would not matter to you. They defy your religion and faith beliefs.

And how about history? Them most attested to figure in history is Christ. And his biggest proofs are those who hated him. But in their hate attested to his miracles, death and so on.

Yes. There are far too many Christians that are not versed in knowledge. But that is also so for Secular Humanists in their religion and doctrines.

There are many Christians holding doctorates in science.

I suggest you put your logic and reason to the demands of testing before you begin making such absolute declarations. Actually check out history, statistical analysis on prophecies of the Bible, archeology and so on before you simply dismiss Christ and the Bible because you have faith it is all a lie or myth.

I am non denominational. Pure Bible believer. Just to let you know before you think I am defending a particular set of doctrines.

I also enjoy such as archaelogy, history and so on.

Christianity is a knowing religion. It has a firm foundation to justify that leap of faith to the God of the Bible.

Bottom line for me here is practice what you preach.

Bye.


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Submitted by abeautifulday4us on Fri, 01/06/2006 - 8:37pm.

St Aquinas the preeminent test on the intuitive proof of a higher being--- "5 Ways to God".

But---- kudos to PTCGuy....


Submitted by Redbeard on Fri, 01/06/2006 - 8:21pm.

Of the many questionable statements you make here, I'm going to focus on just one... what exactly do you mean by:

"And how about history? Them most attested to figure in history is Christ. And his biggest proofs are those who hated him. But in their hate attested to his miracles, death and so on."

How do you arrive at this conclusion? I am truly curious.

Submitted by Prometevsberg on Wed, 12/21/2005 - 11:26am.

Is it not a wonderful aknowledgement of, and testimony to, the intellectual honesty of humanists that if you ask if a story claimed to have taken place is true, you are automatically classified as a secular humanist? Does this mean that no christian would be interested in, or seeking, the truth of this or any similar matter? Evidently not for PTC guy.
But others disagree. As the siteputs it:.".Christians seem to be especially gullible when it comes to urban legends. We believe an email because it is sent to us by a friend or because we want to believe it since it confirms our world view or because we are just too lazy to check it out. Unfortunately when we pass around falsehoods, we violate the command against bearing false witness and we make it harder for people to believe that our most important message (about Jesus) is true."
In short; if you tell lies, and are caught out, people will tend to think you are a liar.
And, given that Kollmeyer has been caught out as a a purveyor of lies, old hoary fables of an age to have moss growing on them, renderings of Ananias, a disregarder of "Thou shalt not Lie", a breaker of commandments, a long-nosed Pinocchio, a speaker with forked tongue, a dab hand with an untruth, in debt(if of a minor magnitude before the interest starts running) to "The Father of Lies" which is Satan himself, in presenting them as "a true story", should he not confess up to this, according to his theology?
If not for any love of truth, which evidently might cause him to be maligned as a secular humanist by some, then for the sake of his soul?
His veracity has not merely been impugned, but run over with a Mack truck, stomped on with hob-nailed boots and run through the shredder, and he has no reaction to being shown up as, at least, a barefaced lazy fact-checker, for three weeks running?
Does he claim "privilege of clergy"?
Or does he simply "practice as he preaches"?
In that case, his congregation may have a problem.

Submitted by Redbeard on Fri, 01/06/2006 - 8:25pm.

And I thought I was being vitriolic… but thanks for reinforcing the point that it isn't they story but the claim of truth made at the beginning of the story that is the problem.

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Submitted by PTC Guy on Wed, 12/21/2005 - 5:42pm.

Well, you did not pay close attention before you went after me.

Try reading my post again and actually see what I was responding to.

Nowhere did I say either the story was real or not. In fact I said nothing about the story.

Here is what I was responding to:
In a work of fiction you can write the ending however you want. Why not, then, have the chalk break and the student be rejected in his conviction of faith, realize the errors in his thinking and come to the rational realization that his faith was built on irrational and sloppy thinking and he now has a chance to do something meaningful with his life unburdened by the shackles of superstition which kept his at home nights reading “left behind” books and waiting for the rapture…
Try spinning anything in that statement into being Christian. Reject his faith as being irrational thinking? Superstition?

And while I don't know what brand of Lutheran Kollmeyer is, most are Amillennialists.

I didn't bring up the attacks on Christians being irrational and so on.

But I have made a challenge to those attacks that were not answered and simply replaced by spinning and dodging to try to salvage some ego. And, of course, more attacks.

Those added issues were a deliberate attack on the rationality of Christians. And I responded.

Gets a little touchy when the table is turned, doesn't it?


Submitted by Redbeard on Fri, 01/06/2006 - 8:11pm.

The interesting thing is that the post was specifically about the statement of the story being true… and the counterargument that it (1) was not and (2) was therefore fiction. The section you are responding to is a twisting of that fiction to support and atheistic point of view and deride the intelligence of Christians. In your indignation however you failed, clearly, to see that that is they very point.

If someone is writing fiction they can have it say whatever they want, have it support whatever they want, and so on. In both of these examples they create Straw Men arguments and they boldly smash them down. Fine, that’s what they are… what they are not is TRUE!

The main difference between my twisted little story and Kollmeyer’s original posting is that he SPECIFICALLY stated : “It's a true story of something that happened just a few years ago at a leading university.”

That’s what the argument is about… and it is certainly not about “the wild eyed declarations of Secular Humanism” or Evolution. It is about the religious who feel they have a monopoly on the truth, but then positively demonstrate an inability to see what is demonstrably true or false. God may not be demonstrably true or false, but “It's a true story of something that happened just a few years ago at a leading university.” is a statement that can be. It is falsifiable (and is in fact false).

However, if that is the route you want to go let’s look at another word you seem to be having trouble with:

Theory (in science):
1) A set of statements or principles devised to explain a group of facts or phenomena, especially one that has been repeatedly tested or is widely accepted and can be used to make predictions about natural phenomena.
2) a plausible or scientifically acceptable general principle or body of principles offered to explain phenomena *the wave theory of light* *Newton’s theory of gravity*

In science something becomes a theory AFTER it successfully accounts for all the available evidence. It is not a beforehand speculation… that is a hypothesis. You are using the word incorrectly. Unlike the layman definition, in science the word theory is applied when something has been in practicality proven by all prevailing evidence and is as close to a fact as honesty will allow. Science, however, can critically acknolwedge its limitations and therefore does not tend to claim much of anything is absolutely proven. As such the nature of atoms, gravity, light, AND evolution are all scientific theories. (In layman terms however these scientific theories are fact)

I have lots of layman theories about why religious people are they way they are, but layman theories are just abstract speculation. I don’t know of any scientific theories which account for why you act they way you do, because there hasn’t been one that accounts for all the evidence of the manifestation of religiosity within human cultures.

Please, for the love of honesty, stop misusing the word theory. You are doing so much more harm than good. And I know you want to be a good person. Don’t you?

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Submitted by PTC Guy on Wed, 12/21/2005 - 5:30pm.

Double Post.


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