How about opening up a bar-b-que place next door with a big pig sign that reads Allah's Big Pig Palace? I think you're onto something here.

Watch it. You may suddenly find a sheep's eyes with brain salad place next to McDonalds.
Camel hump stew with seed gravy might also be on the menu.
Goat tongue and spine stew also good stuff.

That's funny right there, I don't care who you are.

My uncle killed the hog near Morris Dr. this is near the new resivor.In the brooks area.

No, my uncle killed, no, I killed the 2300# hog near the PTC limits west of town. They run in packs over there on Ebenezer. Most folks around there only kill one every two years for pork. They salt the hams and shoulders down, use a crane to hang them, and then freeze or can the rest of the meat. Some pork chops weigh seven pounds! One hog sometimes has 38 pounds of brains---good with scrambled eggs. A full plate of ribs will feed a whole family two meals. Can not make pickled pig's feet--they won't go in a jar, but can make soup in a very large pot. There is enough fat-back to cook with a 100# sack of beans every three months for a year. The liver will feed the dogs all year.
Personally, I think these creatures were dropped off by those UFOs that the Chicago airport authorities saw yesterday.

It was how big dollaraday?

The Original Hogzilla

Considering the average pig brain weighs 6 (six) ounces...I find the 38 lbs. of brains as hard to believe as the rest of your blather.

Those are regular Georgia wild boars with the 6 oounce brains. This fellow came from the UFO, remember?
And if you buy all this, I have some land in New Orleans, near the lake, for sale if you are interested.

For all of you who have wondered ... what the hell is wrong with dollaraday, read his post entitled "hogzilla".

All I can say is 'just damn'.

I also have wondered... I'd just chalk it up to eating wild alien hog meat. That's gotta do something bad to your brain.

By the way, that alien story is an interesting read....
http://www.chicagotribune.com/classified/automotive/columnists/chi-0701010141jan01,0,5874175.column?coll=chi-newsnationworldiraq-hed