Good Morning Army Major!

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Good Morning Army Major!

Glad to see you're still with us! You're probably wondering where you are, who I am and what you are doing strapped to that bed!

I am Dr. Basmati, and you had a major coronary event this past Tuesday evening watching the election returns. You burst at least two aneyurisms in your head. No, no, don't worry, we expect you to make a complete recovery. Yes, it will be very difficult to speak for a while, heck, we weren't sure you were going to make it!

Now then, let's try a little speech therapy here. Can you say "Speaker Pelosi"? Speee kurrrr Pellll Ohhh Seeee. Come on, sir, you can do that! No?

How about "Majority Leader Reid" Muh jore it eee.....Major?

MAJOR?

NURSE! CODE BLUE INTENSIVE CARE!

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Happy Veterans day back at you!
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Submitted by ArmyMAJretired on Sat, 11/11/2006 - 10:04pm.

Best wishes with your move. I loved my 18 months at Presidio of Monterey as S-1 then S-3 at DLI! I lived a short walk from the Pacific. Land of fruits and nuts, but you will have Arnold, the Governator!

Keep fighting the good fight!


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Get a life or some personality lessons
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Submitted by ArmyMAJretired on Fri, 11/10/2006 - 12:19pm.

Don't assume that people that oppose your views are as psycho
as you. The democratic process has worked. Notice how grown ups deal with close races (Montana and Virginia) vs. Al Gore's Florida melt down and the Washington State Governors race.

I served when Dems were in charge, the beauty of the system is that no one can screw it up too badly. I am amazed at the metamorhpasis of the opposition, wow, not they want to be bipartisan after 6 years. Talk about being slow.

Some things don't change "Dr. Basmati" is a lie and you are breaking the law by practicing medicine without a license, so liars and criminals suppport the Democrats!

Have your nurse get you an enima after you get your head out of that cavity.


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Happy Veteran's Day ArmyMAJretired
Submitted by OldSchoolFootball on Sat, 11/11/2006 - 8:14pm.

Thank you for serving your country. Today and yesteryear.

OldSchool

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Happy Veteran's Day
Submitted by skyspy on Sat, 11/11/2006 - 8:40pm.

Thank you to armyMajretired, oldschool, and anyone else here who has served our country. THANK YOU! For all of the sacrifices you have made THANK YOU!

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