I would pay money...

I would pay money to see a live debate with skyspy, Git Real, mudcat, bad_ptc, OldSchoolFootball, muddle, nuk, PTC Guy, Hardtack, swmbo, Spextor5835, cogitoergofay, basmati, Newsboy, gelato, Robert W. Morgan, head_ragg, cowtipn, Save Our City, John Munford, ArmyMAJretired and of course Cal and a few other bloggers on here.

I think it would start off well enough. There would be plenty of informative, educated, well thought out speaking on a wide range of topics. There would be a lot of agreement on some subjects and very little agreement on some others. I think around the 15 minute mark is when the really heated debates would begin. They would escalate until the more dignified and mild mannered debators calmed every one down. They would resume the debate and it would go along well a few minutes and then the sparks would start flying. Some of them would remain calm, others would just get mad and leave, and the rest would get in to an all out bar the doors brawl. I think it would be a free for all for a few minutes with everybody just punching and kicking any body they were close to. But then the majority would see the light and realize the true enemy. The true enemy of course being basmati, Hardtack, and Newsboy. They would all gang up on basmati, Hardtack, and Newsboy at first. Then they would remember that basmati no longer used Hitler on his blog and that they did have some common ground, and that Newsboy while sarcastic and annoying also had some good points.

Then they would all see the real enemy. Hardtack, of course, and beat the crap out of him. Cowtipn would be screaming "LOUD NOISES" through all of this of course. I believe ArmyMAretired, OldSchoolFootball, and Git Real would throw the most punches just because I don't think they would take any crap off of anybody. (Just kidding Hardtack)

After the Fayette County Sheriff's Deputies came to restore order and take some off to jail, the remaining few would carry on a civilized debate and reach some common ground. After it was all over they would go home enlightened and with a new sense of appreciation for their fellow bloggers. And of course on the way home head_ragg would get a speeding ticket.

maybe I would just ....walk....home!

Submitted by head_ragg on Mon, 10/09/2006 - 2:59pm.

I'm tired of the tickets!

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bicycle

Submitted by Kathleen on Mon, 10/09/2006 - 7:15pm.

You could buy a bicycle

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Let's Ruuummmmbbbbllle

Submitted by Git Real on Mon, 10/09/2006 - 7:52am.

Kathleen, What would be my cut in this smack down be? Would it take place at the Fred? Who would be the opening act? Perhaps Muddle?

Unfortunately you left an important element out. The fire extinguishers. Bad_PTC and myself would walk on the scene with a couple of five pounders strapped to our sides. Whoop those puppies out and by the time Wayne's boys got there we'd have our opponents hog tied and gagged.

About the jail thing. Would I have to go to jail? I really, really, really don't want to go there. I don't want a girlfriend and I really don't want to be a girlfriend. Could I possibly referee or MC the event? Of course it might be difficult for me to stay out of the raucous altercate.

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Yes...

Submitted by Kathleen on Mon, 10/09/2006 - 7:05pm.

Yes you would have to go to jail because if the new bloggers Billy Bearden and James W. King came and skyspy brought "adult beverages" for everybody, I see no way in heck you could stay out of the "raucous altercate".
Muddle would definitely be the opening act and the closing act because I think he would be the only one not taken to jail. Lawaboveall would be the referee. You would be too busy hog tying and gagging your opponents.

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I Don't Wanna Go To Jail

Submitted by Git Real on Mon, 10/09/2006 - 7:37pm.

Maybe I'll sneak off to the side when the chairs start to fly and listen in to Muddle's Melodies.

As far as the drinking part goes I'll pass. I learned a long time ago that I didn't need alchohol and drugs to act like an idiot.

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I work out, Git Real..

Submitted by PTCGA1 on Mon, 10/09/2006 - 7:41pm.

You and I look like we wear the same jacket size (48 or 50). I can bench well into the 300's on the steel weights. I think you and I can take on the whole group. Be careful for Mudcat, though, as I think she still has her claws.

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I Think Mudcat

Submitted by Git Real on Mon, 10/09/2006 - 7:46pm.

might really be a he. Or so a birdie whispered into my ear. What I need to do is retrieve my Lion picture. Roooaaaarrr! That'll show em.

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Nah, I'm sure Mudcat is an 82 year old female...

Submitted by PTCGA1 on Mon, 10/09/2006 - 7:51pm.

I think she also dyes her hair blue.

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Rumble, crumble

Submitted by lawaboveall on Mon, 10/09/2006 - 8:10am.

Unfortunately Kathleen many of those you mentioned would be coming to such an event ill equipped for such an intellectual debate. Something like bring a butter knife (or should I say fire extinguisher) to a gun fight.

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Okay, maybe you're right

Submitted by Kathleen on Mon, 10/09/2006 - 7:17pm.

Just two or three of them would actually be in the debate
The others could fight in the audience.

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Heeeyyyyy

Submitted by skyspy on Mon, 10/09/2006 - 4:31pm.

Can we bring a laptop to google ? Can I bring my body guard?

I think muddle will keep all of us on track and calm.

Will there be snacks and adult beverages?

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adult beverages!

Submitted by Kathleen on Mon, 10/09/2006 - 7:14pm.

Your laptop would get damaged and your body guard would probably leave you there when the chairs started flying.

And as for adult beverages? Oh my! I think that is the last thing you all would need. As if it were not bad enough just having a debate! But, like I said I would pay money to see it!

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Hey I Pay Him

Submitted by skyspy on Mon, 10/09/2006 - 7:37pm.

I pay him alot of money. I hope he will rescue me.

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Party Pooper

Submitted by Git Real on Mon, 10/09/2006 - 3:13pm.

PPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTT!

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