Torture, torture, torture, there, I said it. I'm for it. Of course, we must except congressmen and women; High Sheriffs'; Mayors, High Executives; Presidents, Generals; Ladies; Little Girls--but not boys; anybody white in color--except middle-easterners; and, the torture must not leave the person alive to tattle. Once the big information is obtained--true or not--the person must be put out of commission forever. Now, we can not cut people's heads off on camera. If that is needed be sure no cameras are around. If a combatant is hung by the heels for more than 24 hours, he is to be given a drink of water, once, from an eye-dropper. If the noise generator isn't loud enough to burst the guards ear-drums, it is to be turned up after the guards have cotton stuffed into their ears only. Removed fingernails at the roots are not to be kept in the refrigerator. They must be placed into a freezer bag and frozen for posterity. Whipping with sharp cords is old-fashioned and tiring. Electricity positioned to tender areas for loooong periods is much better and more enjoyable. Congrerssmen need to vote however and may not participate.

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