How many Citizen bloggers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four.

One to actually change the light bulb, and three to write emails to Cal Beverly complaining that someone used the word "screw" in a post.

What stories would you like to see in the Citizen?

Off the top of my head:
1. 2007 might be called "The Year of The Tazer"...what are the policies of the PTC police and the Sheriff's dept regarding the use of tasers? Do they even use them here?