Wednesday, October 16, 2002
Needed: 4th grade teacher to resolve silly PTC disputes

This an open call to all of the excellent elementary school teachers in Fayette County. The citizens of Peachtree City are in desperate need of a person who can resolve disagreements between fourth graders disguised as politicians.

This person or persons will need to be able to teach the importance of working well with others. This person will also need to be able to teach the importance of truth and honesty. This person will need to be able to teach the importance of following rules and that they are there for a reason.

This person will need to be able to explain that just because you lost, you should not try to sabotage what is remaining. They should also be able to teach the difference between right and wrong.

Apply in person at the Peachtree City Municipal Building.

Michael A. Parker, Jr.

Peachtree City

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