Fishin’ Tales Carry Great Lessons for Life

Heard any good fishin’ stories lately? I’ve run across two that sound fishy to me, but are supposedly real life happenings in the “truth is stranger than fiction” category.

A Brazilian fisherman choked to death near the remote Amazon city of Belem after a fish unexpectedly jumped into his mouth. Nathon do Nascimento was fishing by the Maguari River, about 30 miles south of Belem, when the six-inch-long fish leapt out of the river and became lodged in Nascimento’s throat while he was yawning. Two other fishermen tried to help him, but by the time they arrived at a local hospital it was too late.

“The fish obstructed his throat completely and he couldn’t reach the tail,” a doctor said.

Tragic. What can be learned? Good manners are always appropriate, even while fishing. Cover your mouth when you yawn.

What else? Go to bed earlier and get more sleep, especially before you go fishing.

What’s the real lesson here? Life is full of difficult moments, and unfortunately, not every danger can be anticipated or prevented. Life is uncertain, so make every moment count.

Unfortunately, too many people are like the couple living in the Kansas farmhouse that was hit by the tornado. The tornado came through before dawn, tore off the roof, and picked up the bed on which the farmer and wife were sleeping. By some miracle, it set them down unharmed in the next county.

The wife was sobbing uncontrollably. “Don’t be scared, Mary. We’re not hurt.”

Mary continued to cry. “I’m not scared,” she said between sobs. “I’m happy. This is the first time in 14 years we’ve been out together.” Go out more often. Just don’t go fishing. Or maybe you should.

Another couple was fishing in the Florida Keys and reeled in a big one – a leather bag with about $80,000 inside. The couple, visiting from Vero Beach, found the bag floating south of the Seven Mile Bridge in the Keys.

“They saw a baseball cap floating out there, and they were going to retrieve the baseball cap, and they found a little leather bag,” authorities reported. The couple called the FBI, who contacted U.S. Customs service.

“It’s either drug money or alien smuggling money,” a U. S. Customs agent said. “It was soaked and had been floating in the water for awhile.”

The Monroe County Sheriff’s Office is holding the cash. State seizure rules allow people who find unclaimed property to keep it if the legitimate owner doesn’t come forward in 90 days. A haul of $80,000 for fishing out a floating baseball cap. That’s a pretty successful fishing trip.

The lesson? Keep your eyes open. Life is full of unexpected surprises, some of which are real blessings. So keep your eyes open. You never know . . .