If I had only known!

How easy it was to attend a state dinner at the White House, I would have certainly gone. I own a Tuxedo.

I knew it was easy for oil barons and power companies and their lobbyists and executives to attend many dinners at the White House during the Bush 2 administration, but I just assumed that they all had invitations and were checked for envelopes filled with money at the door.

I would have stopped at Five Guys Hamburgers in D.C. however after I left for some food since I can't be filled up with White House Honey on rice bread, cow blood pudding, cheese and milk curds, and mixed orientally curry flavored vegetables from the White House garden.

Wouldn't it have been catastrophic if the Indian Guru had been served hog jowls, red-eye gravy grits, and jerk pork?
Warshed down with Pabst Blue Ribbon.

I kinda doubt that President Obama would be served Steak-bacon-wrapped, greased biscuits and strong coffee in New Delhi.

Anyway, I got a feeling now that it will become harder and harder to get in that house anytime soon.