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Trick or TreatOn Halloween, I'm going to give the young folk a taste of what the rest of their lives will be like if obama is elected POTUS. When 3 or more kids show up at my door, instead of handing out candy, I'm going to put on a barack obama mask, and look into each of the children's candy bags. I'll take candy out of the bag with the most candy, and redistribute it to the other childrens' bags until each bag has equal amounts of candy. After the child who used to have the most candy stops crying, I'll tell them "Get used to it kids - this is what the rest of your life will be like when obama becomes President." barack obama is a wealth redistribution socialist: |