BAILOUT!

I want my bailout, bailout, bailout
It's my money and I want it now!
Isn't it what the hullabaloo is about?
I want it now and all the law will allow!

I want my 401-k fixed where it was
I want my credit card debt reduced
I want my house payment altered because
If you don't I'll foreclose the roost.

Pay my college expenses for me please
And eliminate what tuition loans I have
If you don't I'll have such a squeeze
And I can't be helped with any salve.

Bailout, bailout, bailout,I want it now
Bankers will not trickle from the DOW.