Limbaugh, Helmsley, and Hedge Managers

Our heroes of today are listed above
One just got half billion, others more
The doctor shopping, pill popping love
Of entertainment fame likes to sock poor.

How many ads will it take to pay a billion
For attracting those stupidos who love
Success in money good for a civilian
Has no worship place as does a dove.

A dog is the lucky one for witches act
Billions to pamper for a thousand years
All of that would sponsor Rush with tact
But they are trying to help dog's peers.

Dishonest bean counters are killing us
Hedging us from our hard earned trust.