Questiones fer sherif

Since hit seams thet sew menny ones runin fer sherif dont want to discuss questions i haf decided thet i will since im runnin.

Hyar are the questiones und ansers (sose you cant sey thet i wont anser questiones):
Questione: Whut wil i do bout them ilegils?
Anser: Not much. bout same as has bin dun.
Questione: Whut bout gas price?
Anser: regardin whut? Don't buy hit ifn too hie!
Questione: Do you plan to feed priosoners for $1.37 par daye?
Anser: If we kin. i know bread und water can be had fer bout half thet. reserch dept is investagatin whut kin be had ffer uther half. enyway, we won't starv nobody much.
Questione: will it take 2 or 3 deputies to escorte them frum jale to court fer safety?
Anser: not by the bubbas i intend to hyar!

Questione: Whut bout them thar black windshelds on kars wif loude noises?
Amser: well jest knock em out with ruber bullets afore we aproach.

Questiione: whut bout the county marshals?
Anser: Not much rite now but i intend to giv em severl deputies to do tickets and sich.

Question: wil you run fer seconde term?
Anser: Are you kidin? thet would be a wast uf tim.