Non-iambic pentameter sonett

Five ta-DUMS in a row with no rhyme
Is boring at best even over time

Rhyming every other line except for two
Is not a bad way to attract a few

But the best use of sonetts I think
Is to eliminate immediately the stink

Those who hold their nose are too close
Me thinks, to the bad stinks source

ta-DUM, ta-DUM, ta_DUM, ta-DUM, ta-DUM
A galloping horse sounds the same drum

Just as beachin, fishin, and sheriffin
Entertain fully just as does the gin.

Meanwhile our infrastructure perishes
Right down a drain with many flourishes

War and debt and crooks it will be
Right until attention is paid by others than me!