They are here!

I hear that a business license has been issued in PTC for a new storefront who will hock car titles; serve cheese slices with crackers; sell pocket knives; and make temporary loans for a week T 100% INTEREST- 5000% second week, or two broken thumbs!
The applicant, Vittorio Coreleoneia, said the cheese would definitely be from Europe. His brother, "Sonny" Coreleoneia, will handle security.

The business description named on the license is "Unusual personal Services."
What with all the foreclosures, layoffs, and tight money, the brothers said several other Companeros, er., paizons, er, friends may soon join the business.

PTC has finally reached the high status of Chicago and NYC. We will now have it all.