Conservatives bad-mouthing McCain

has nearly stopped!
Ain't no way they is goin to vote fer Hillary Clinton or Barack Obama in the generl lection!
Even Limburger has cum round. Hypocrites, all!
Say they ain't got no choice? Repubs can't vote fer a democrat! Jest remember you voted fer George W. Bush, a bummer, and ye see whut went and happened?
Think some on that!
Now I'm voting fer McCain. I worked fer him last tim til Dole seared him, and boy would we be more beter now ifn he had ben lected.
Howsumever I no yo guys jest can't brang youself tuh do it can you? Hillary ain't all that bad is she? She might screw up like Bush.
Now Barack ain't nevr goin tu be lected this time--no way. So if he has Hill beat, then McCain is in!
Whuts you gonna do, gonna do?