Parlaying Investment Bankers

Let us buy some things that are sick,
By Ponzi we will surely do the trick.

First, however let us golden parachute,
So that no way do we lose all of the loot.

There may be millions who invest,
But we will get ours at the crest.

Anyway, if we fail the fed will stop jail,
We will lose this crummy job, but no bail.