New Catholic sins

The number 2 Guru at the Vatican has issued a new set of sins that must be confessed when they apply.

Some of them are:

Do not pollute the earth.
No genetic or stem cell research.
No environmental blighting.
Drug trafficking (just now?)
Social and economic injustice. (?)
Excessive Wealth. (?) (Church has more assets than anybody). I suppose maybe Bill Gates, or that guy from Countrywide Bank).
Joyce Meyers $23,000 commode.
Oh wait, that last one wasn't the Vatican, it was Creflo Dollar!

These fellows are more of a pill than the Holy Rollers!

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