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Friday, March 21, 2003

Forget about Iraq: The United States needs to just invade France
By DAVID EPPS
Pastor

The other day, I overheard that the French have been selling spare parts for attack helicopters and fighter jets to the government of Iraq. So, in a few days, French-equipped aircraft will be shooting at American forces. I also heard that, following the impending war, the French, who have undermined the U. S. at every opportunity want to be involved in the "rebuilding of Iraq" and have pledged that, if Iraq uses weapons of mass destruction against the U.S. and allied troops, the French will then step in and "defend" the U. S. soldiers.

It's not easy being a low-tech guy in such a high-tech world as this
By Rick Ryckeley
Fayette County Fire & Emergency Services

Last week I lost a little yellow sticky note The Wife handed me as she left for school, so I was late for an important meeting. When I arrived, a friend of mine was sitting at the front of the room. As I sat down next to him, he was busily tapping away at one of those new electric-think-pad-notebook-thingies with what looked like a giant metal toothpick.

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