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Wednesday, December 11, 2002

A sad tale of fame and fortune
By MONROE ROARK
mroark@TheCitizenNews.com

Sometimes it seems as though stories about entertainers ruining their lives and families are getting a bit old. But in this age of media dominated by "Entertainment Tonight"-style programs and periodicals - which I affectionately call "Celebrity Butt Kissers" breathlessly reporting every move these people make as if the security of our republic depended on it, perhaps it is wise to attempt to use the tragic events in some celebrities' lives as a lesson to those of us who would consider fame and fortune the end-all of existence.

Christmas carols circa 2002
By BILLY MURPHY
Laugh Lines

It's time for my annual Christmas carol edition of my column. Of course, the carols have to be updated to reach the contemporary mind.

LETTERS TO THE EDITOR

Tax fairness: Beverly column justifies greed

The presentation of your justification on how all segments of society and taxpayers pay at an equal rate, regardless of the level of income is definitely a textbook primer on how to justify and define "paying one's fair share."

The fairest tax would be a national sales tax

Cal did a good job of outlining the absolute unfairness of our socialized tax system. But he did not discuss the consequences, a possible remedy, and a strategy for the evil rich (the overtaxed) to fight back. I wish to discuss these briefly.

City governments ignore good local talent in hiring out-of-county attorneys

When a local nonprofit organization or charity needs support, in time or money, on whom does it call first? Local people, of course. That would include local lawyers, who might contribute professional services and advice to churches, civic organizations, youth groups and the like.

Robbery victim feels safer

I am the other daughter of the 48-year-old man and the older sister of the 14-year-old girl who were robbed [The Citizen, Dec. 4]. I was present at the incident along with our 14-year-old cousin.

Objections to creationism are village atheist variety

Mark Twain takes a humorous potshot at the Genesis creation story in his "Diary of Adam and Eve" when he has Eve worrying over the vulture's appetite. After all, he seems to have been designed to dine on carrion, but death doesn't make its entrance until act three. "What did the vulture eat before there was death?" "Did Adam have a navel?" (Quick! Yes or no?) "How could Jonah breathe in a whale's stomach?" These are "Village Atheist objections" the sorts of skeptical challenges that the Village Atheist throws down as he stalks the local Parson.

Darwinism fails to explain many observable facts

Mr. Peter Duran and I may not agree with everything that Jeremy believes, but that doesn't mean we can't be respectful to one another. On the other hand, I suppose if we are all just random molecules descended from a warm, pre-biotic pond, civility is immaterial by definition.

Sticking it to the poor still won't promote 'fairness'

Cal had a lot of numbers to back up what he was trying to say, and I believe he was trying to say a couple of things. Number one: the wealthiest people in this country pay a disproportionate amount of tax and the poorest pay far too little. Number two: This is unfair because both get an equal amount of government services for which, if one was going to actually purchase such things, one would expect to pay the same price.

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